History Funny / RetsupuraeSlowbeefAndDiabetusOther

* The two videos making fun of inane content on Vimeo:

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILZ5bcd_sSE Viral Video]]'' has someone who wants to make a viral video using the Omni Treadmill, an UsefulNotes/OculusRift and a used Segway and needs $5000 to fund it. He only gets $1 and it was from just one person who wanted to mock how stupid the whole thing is, which was the one dollar goal gift.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r17sRpP-Gzk Mass Effect]]'': the Christian Mass is celebrated in a [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible rather special ]] way, featuring [[MindScrew interpretive dance]] and [[UncannyValley giant puppets.]] slowbeef is stunned at first, but 'beef and 'betus turning the thing into a gladiatorial deathmatch takes the cake.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtCfQBrfDp8 Yiffing in Hell]]'', a story about furries that seems to be inspired by the creator's dreams that seems to work on TrueArtIsIncomprehensible. The creator's pretentious insistence this story's obtuseness is somehow liberating and life changing make it even better.

'''Diabetus:''' Like, why wouldn't you just use WebSite/EBay?\\

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpChkDFctkk&t=1h14m55s BATMAN]]'': a man wearing only (yes, '''''[[NotHyperbole only]]''''') a Batman mask rants about [[AcceptableTargets rap music]]. There are no words.

** This:
--->'''Diabetus:''' What button do I press to turn the game off, forever? And if I do, will the game reset three days later?

** The ending where the duo replace their catchphrase ("Dead to Rights") with the game's title.

--> '''slowbeef:''' I really wanna punch him with how [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] happy he is over [[DudeNotFunny this]] with [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily those giant teeth!]]

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzpIR2mQhLI Translator for Dogs or Whatever That Is]]'' pitches an app that claims to translate animal sounds by analyzing the shape of their mouths. The duo mocks the fourteen-second "animation" of a woman using the app on her dog (with her top [[SpecialEffectsFailure disappearing]] for a single frame), as well as the app's badly-designed UI.

** ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMRJ6OL9c30 "Alright I am pissed off right now about Retsupurae!"]]'': The ranter begins by saying that he doesn't want to swear... only to blurt out "What the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] is wrong with you guys?" at the one-minute mark. He also repeatedly calls Retsupurae an "[[InherentlyFunnyWords asshat]]".

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPtczI94jAY The Most Shameful Thing In The World:]]'' Don't watch if you like LightNovel/{{Haruhi|Suzumiya}}. You won't after this video.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byPhcPIwsfs It is a game but it is also a fitness band]]'' features ''Balance'', which sets out to be "Role Playing Game. With Social Networking" on what's essentially a [=FitBit=], but doesn't elaborate much further than that.

** The Kickstarter is someone expecting to get $10,000 to port a ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}''-themed ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' mod onto non-Nintendo systems and not get sued, with the same 20-second song looping over the trailer and the page claiming they "'''[[BlatantLies DID THEIR RESEARCH BEFORE HAND]]'''".

*** Including him occasionally pausing his pitch to [[ADateWithRosiePalms repeatedly move his arm underneath his waist]], then act like nothing happened.

** A woman pouring an entire bottle of pills into her hand.

** ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVhHNVguMWo The New Era of Modern Computing]]'' features a pitch for something called "Busco Quadnary," an operating system that apparently relies on base 4 rather than binary's base 2, because the fundraiser apparently thinks that a "4-dimensional" system will make programming twice as fast. When he continues for 18 minutes [[MilkingTheGiantCow gesturing]], [[CowboyBebopAtHisComputer blatantly misusing random computing jargon]], and [[DanBrowned making incredibly false declarations]] (including [[EpicFail stating that Bill Gates invented binary]]), slowbeef, an actual programmer, ''[[EnragedByIdiocy goes absolutely ballistic.]]'' It's made especially hilarious when put next to Diabetus, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint who acts completely oblivious to the glaring inaccuracies]] and the fact that slowbeef sounds like he's about to have an aneurysm.

** The Kickstarter is someone expecting to get $10,000 to port a ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}''-themed ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' mod onto non-Nintendo systems and not get sued, with the same 20-second song looping over the trailer and the page claiming they "'''[[BlatantLies DID THEIR]] RESEARCH BEFORE HAND'''".

** ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVhHNVguMWo The New Era of Modern Computing]]'' features a pitch for something called "Busco Quadnary," an operating system that apparently relies on base 4 rather than binary's base 2, because the fundraiser apparently thinks that a "4-dimensional" system will make programming twice as fast. When he continues for 18 minutes [[MilkingTheGiantCow gesturing,]] [[CowboyBebopAtHisComputer blatantly misusing random computing jargon,]] [[DanBrowned and making incredibly false declarations]] [[EpicFail including stating that Bill Gates invented binary,]] slowbeef, an actual programmer, ''[[EnragedByIdiocy goes absolutely ballistic.]]'' It's made especially hilarious when put next to Diabetus, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint who acts completely oblivious to the glaring inaccuracies]] and the fact that slowbeef sounds like he's about to have an aneurysm.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlqhOAV2eJc Nightmare Items (also some zombies)]]'': Another generic zombie apocalypse game with silly funding goals, such as an obligatory unnecessary crafting system, and 3D models with a very huge amount of polygons (they imply that polygons are the only way to add detail) that ''will'' slow your gaming system down to a crawl. A huge amount of grammatical errors and {{Critical Research Failure}}s on their funding page does not help either.

** The Kickstarter is someone expecting to get $10,000 to port a ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}''-themed ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' mod onto non-Nintendo systems and not get sued, with the same 20-second song looping over the trailer and the page claiming they "'''[[BlatantLies DID THEIR]] [[CriticalResearchFailure RESEARCH BEFORE HAND]]'''".

** ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVhHNVguMWo The New Era of Modern Computing]]'' features a pitch for something called "Busco Quadnary," an operating system that apparently relies on base 4 rather than binary's base 2, because the fundraiser [[CriticalResearchFailure apparently thinks that a "4-dimensional" system will make programming twice as fast]]. When he continues for 18 minutes [[MilkingTheGiantCow gesturing,]] [[CowboyBebopAtHisComputer blatantly misusing random computing jargon,]] [[DanBrowned and making incredibly false declarations]] [[EpicFail including stating that Bill Gates invented binary,]] slowbeef, an actual programmer, ''[[EnragedByIdiocy goes absolutely ballistic.]]'' It's made especially hilarious when put next to Diabetus, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint who acts completely oblivious to the glaring inaccuracies]] and the fact that slowbeef sounds like he's about to have an aneurysm.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_KIRtGJQfE Dahi̇r İnşaat's Message to Vladimir Putin]]'' is a pitch to UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin [[FridgeLogic (with an English translation, for some reason)]] for various methods of city construction, [[CriticalResearchFailure thinking the problem with Russia's housing crisis is simply that there aren't enough houses.]]

** slowbeef points out at one point how nonsensical it is for the video to have Creative Commons license text for Creator/KevinMacLeod's royalty-free music [[SkewedPriorities when they clearly don't give a shit about copyright or ownership]] given the sketches themselves are all about stolen Creator/{{Disney}} characters.

---> "Bowser fought off Igiul, Ihsoy, and Hcaep Ssecnirp until they just left for a while."

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdQaplOI_Gg The Future of Video Games TODAY!]]'': TheRuleOfFirstAdopters is in full effect with this UsefulNotes/OculusRift TechDemoGame. Slowbeef jokingly speculates that the game is a trap set by the FBI.
-->'''[=LPer=]:''' ''[looking up a skirt]'' [[CreepyMonotone That's nice.]]\\
'''Diabetus:''' ''[[[NotSoStoic audibly upset]]]'' No, it's not!\\
''[Something on the floor is censored by the words "MY EYES!"]''\\
'''slowbeef:''' Oh, good God! ''[as the [=LPer=]]'' And this [=YouTube=] video is why I lived alone for the rest of my life.\\
'''Diabetus:''' I mean, if you're resigned to dying alone, I guess it's nice.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdQaplOI_Gg The Future of Video Games TODAY!]]'': TheRuleOfFirstAdopters is in full effect with this UsefulNotes/OculusRift TechDemoGame. Slowbeef and Diabetus alternate between making fun of the game and the creep playing it. Slowbeef jokingly speculates that the game is a trap set by the FBI.