Funny / Research Indicates

  • At one point in Trespasser, Research is up on the second floor of the office building and he has just found the red keycard. So what does he do with it?
    Research: "Now, I'll throw it away for safekeeping." (Chucks the keycard out the window.)
  • In A Lets Play of the game, on Level 2, the player, Research, decides to pick up a stick. The use of which becomes apparent when the voice diary of John Hammond. Once John says "Abra Cadabra", Research waves the stick in front of a Raptor. The Raptor notices and chases the player.
    "This guy is coming at me and I'm no Harry Potter."
  • Any time Research Indicates spends a minute or so detailing his plan of killing a group of raptors, only for it to go horribly wrong within the first few seconds. Bonus points for when he decides to go "all Metal Gear Solid on this level."