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• Benny's reaction to the group's "La Vie Boheme."
  • "La Vie Boheme" in general is both Awesome Music and a Funny Moment.
  Mark: Mucho masturbation!
  • Especially the "impromptu salon in honour of the death of Bohemia".
  Mark: And Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song... *Roger starts playing Musetta's Waltz* ... That DOESN'T remind us of Musetta's Waltz.
  • Especially Mark's capitulation of Mimi's contribution, which creates...quite the image.
  Mark: Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble-wrap, will perform her famous lawn-chair handcuff dance to the sound of iced tea being stirred. (In the movie, Mimi's expression and pose as he says this is the icing on the cake)
• The following exchange in "Life Support" when Mark goes to a Life Support meeting with Angel and Collins yet does not want the others to think he is HIV positive.
  Mark: Sorry, excuse me- oops!
  Paul: And you are?
  Mark: Oh, I'm not- I'm just here to- I don't have- I'm here with— Maaaarkk, Mark! I'm Mark! Well, this is quite an operation.
• Adorkability Levels Rising: At the beginning of Tango: Maureen, Mark quickly advances on Joanne and spontaneously busts out with some of the most jarring, awkward dance moves imaginable. She looks startled and backs away slightly.
• Collins' Oh Crap moment. "I may be detained."
  "What does he mean? What do you mean 'detained'?"
• A blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment, during "Christmas Bells".
  Collins: That's my coat!
  Saleswoman: We give discounts.
• "Over The Moon". That is all.
• "Light My Candle" has some pretty funny moments, particularly:
  Mimi: Do you want to dance?
  Roger: With you?
  Mimi: With my father.
  • Also:
    Mimi: They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street—is it true?
    Roger: What?
    Mimi: You're staring again...
    Roger: Oh no—I mean you do—have a nice—I mean—
• In "Happy New Year B":
  Angel: My cat had a fall and I went through hell.
  Benny: It's like losing a...how did you know she fell?