* As Red mounts a furious assault on General Diego's train, he meets "Blind" Willy Wilson, who seems unfazed by all that is going on:
---> '''Blind Willy Wilson:''' ''Howdy stranger. Sure is a lot of traffic on this here line today. I'm just riding into town to get this here gun polished. How about you?''
* Most of Jack's BondOneLiner s
* One level has you sneaking around as Shadow Wolf. This little snippet of EnemyChatter is downright hilarious:
--> '''Mook 1:''' I just keep hearing stories about men [[FridgeLogic waking up dead]].
--> '''Mook 2:''' Ha ha ha! "Waking up dead." You are a fool.
* Multiplayer character Cooper is a man who jumped into a barrel during a gunfight and has never gotten out of it. He uses it as armour.
--> '''Cooper:''' Ain't you seen a man in a barrel before?