History Funny / RedDeadRedemption

* Additionally in the scene before that, Emily Ross tells Jack that the Bureau won’t stop dragging her husband, Edgar Ross, back to work. Not until they’ve “killed him with worry.” Worry isn’t the only thing that’s going to kill your husband...
* In a case of DevelopersForesight, if you run into the Chelonian cult, you can watch as they yell "Chelonia!" while leaping to their deaths. If you jump after them, John will [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gbtggd7MkM also yell "Chelonia!".]]

* Additionally in the scene before that, Emily Ross tells Jack that the Bureau won’t stop dragging her husband, Edgar Ross, back to work. Not until they’ve “killed him with worry.” Worry isn’t the only thing that’s going to kill your husband...

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z881VVa8SYw This cartoon]], which you can watch in Armadillo. The second guy is especially [[JustForPun fucking]] hilarious!

* One random encounter has a stranger beg you for a ride, then when he gets close he pulls you off your horse and steals it. You can shoot him as he rides off... or you can just whistle and the horse will throw him and come back to you.

--->'''Irish:''' What's the word for cunt in Spanish?\\

--->'''Irish:''' Well you do insist on fraternizing with a notorious Irish outlaw.

--> '''[=MacDougal=]:''' (in exaggerated body language) Good morning, Nastas! Would you like to take off your slippers? Or skin a rabbit? *clears throat* I know, we cannot see the stars, but still, my heart is pure, and we meet, as equals! (to John) These savages must be spoken to simply in metaphores.
--> '''Nastas:''' No, sir. I grew up on a reservation and attended school.
--> '''[=MacDougal=]:''' Oh... lovely, heh...

---> '''Fordham:''' Uh.... yes he does, sir. He's the informant, Nastas! (chuckles)
---> '''Ross''': Don't get snarky with me, Fordham.

--->'''Irish:''' Have I ever done you wrong?
--->'''John:''' No, but not through lack of trying.

--->'''Irish:''' What's the word for cunt in Spanish?
--->'''John:''' You tell me. You must have been called it a few times.

-->'''[=MacDougal=]:''' Please, sir, what are you going to do?
-->'''John:''' I'm going to hand you over to them and watch them tear you limb from limb.
-->'''[=MacDougal=]:''' WHAT?!
-->'''John:''' [[DudeNotFunny I'm just kidding]].

---> '''Dutch:''' You a-and your friend there, the professor? We're gonna kill the both of ya.
---> '''John:''' Why you wanna do a thing like that?
---> '''Dutch:''' ''[scoffs]'' I dunno... ''sport'', I guess?

--> '''Shaky:''' F-f-f-f-fucking f-f-f-fuck!
--> '''Irish:''' Oh, my virgin ears.

-->'''Fordham:''' ''The man was thrown out of Yale for degeneracy.''
-->'''Ross:''' ''[[InsultToRocks Which should tell you something.]]''

--> '''Reyes:''' How do you know my young lover, Laura?
--> '''Marston:''' It's ''Luisa''.

--> '''Reyes:''' I will name a day after her: Laura's day!
--> '''Marston:''' ''Luisa.''
--> '''Reyes:''' What? Oh yes... I knew a Laura as well.

--> '''John:''' California is in the west. Just follow the setting sun.
--> '''Sam:''' ''(walks away)'' *snort* "Setting sun"...

--> '''Irish:''' ''*points gun at Marston*'' Who the hell are you?
--> '''Marston:''' ''*takes gun from Irish*'' I'm your old friend, amnesia. ''*pistol whip*''

--> '''John''': So much for this automobile of yours. If this is the future, God help us all.
--> '''Ross''': It's not the automobile. A bad workman shouldn't blame his tools. Perhaps if Mr. Fordham maneuvered it with a little more finesse...
--> '''Fordham''': I was trying to escape an ambush, sir!
--> '''John''': Even if it was runnin' fine, they'd still have caught us. I can walk faster than this piece of crap! Give me a horse any day.

--> '''Jenny''': Faith can move mountains. That's what it's all about.
--> '''John''': You're trying to move a mountain?

---> '''Dutch:''' You and your friend there, the professor... we're gonna kill the both of you.
---> '''John:''' Now why would you wanna do a thing like that?
---> '''Dutch:''' Oh I don't know... ''sport'', I guess?

*** In the same vein, this troper once saw what must be a highly-irreplicable confluence: Just as he was making John enter his room in Armadillo from the outside verandah, with a preacher in the street below saying something along the lines of "Hell awaits!", John responded to an unseen prostitute's proposition with "No thanks, I'm married".

* Secondly, '''you''' can have John pull a gun on him and rob him again. %% You could even say to yourself something along the lines of "Well, I guess it's not your lucky day, is it?". (That is of course if you are so inclined towards finding that funny).

-> "Somebody help me, please! It's Herbert Mooooonnnn!!
** Secondly, '''you''' can have John pull a gun on him and rob him again. %% You might even say to yourself "Well, it's not your lucky day, is it?". (That is of course if you are so inclined towards finding that funny).

Secondly, '''you''' can have John pull a gun on him and rob him again. %% You might even say to yourself "Well, it's not your lucky day, is it?". (That is of course if you are so inclined towards finding that funny).

** First is his panicked cry for help. -> "Somebody help me, please! It's Herbert Mooooonnnn!!
%% Secondly, '''you''' can have John pull a gun on him and rob him again. You might even say to yourself "Well, it's not your lucky day, is it?". (That is of course if you are so inclined towards finding that funny).

* Jack telling [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom Emily Ross]] that she wouldn’t have to worry about him or her husband qualities as BlackComedy.

* The glorious meeting of Abigail Marston and Bonnie [=MacFarlane=] in "Old Friends, New Problems".