Dunning taunting Frank and the others before Joe slaps him.
Dunning: You can't touch me.
Joe: Sure we can.
*Joe slaps him in the face.*
This exchange during the same scene:
Dunning: I'm the bad guy!
Marvin: Can I just shot him now?
Joe: He's not worth a bullet. (punches Dunning in the face, knocking him out)
THE PIG. It even squeaks whenever Marvin touches it.
Almost everything with Marvin, who is a paranoid delusional kept on a steady diet of LSD for eleven years. One moment has him running after the Vice President, with old-fashioned dynamite and an actual clock tied to his chest, screaming.
His rant to Frank about the system:
Marvin: Once they switch the flip, you're done! Satellites! The 'Net! Cell phones! Chips! The dentist...!
Marvin: Do you know what the problem with this country is?
Han's "bitch, please" response to Cold Sniper Victoria:
Victoria: Can you drive this ridiculous car?
Han: Can you shoot?
When Victoria is portraying a mental patient, she claims to be "the Queen." Some fans may only think of her Academy Award-winning role, but she is wearing an auburn wig and makes mention of talking to "Cecil," both direct references to her role in HBO's Elizabeth I.
Victoria and Ivan are having a date...while saving the other protagonists. It's really romantic too.
Victoria calling Frank to give him a heads-up that she's been hired to kill him. During the call, she's using some form of acid to dissolve a body from a recent job in the bathtub of a hotel room. It's hilarious because she's so casual about it—she's even still wearing her evening dress!
Han pissing and moaning to Frank after Bailey's bomb detonates on Han's plane, taking Bailey and the plane with it.
I was actually starting to like you!
First you owe me 35 million for the plane and 20 million for not killing you!
The Frog manages to evade Sarah and Marvin in an alley and he stops to flip them the "V." Only to promptly get hit by Frank and Katya in their car.
Frank: "Oh...and Han just went number one."
Marvin: "Well why don't they just dip OUR BALLS IN HONEY AND TIE US TO AN ANT FARM!"
Note they're in a diner at the time.
When Marvin, Frank and Sara bump into Victoria.
Frank: "How the hell did she know we were coming here?"