Funny / Rain Man

  • Raymond hilariously imitating the grunts, moans, and other sounds of sex while he wanders into Charlie and Susanna's room...while they're doing it. Comedy. Freaking. Gold.
    Susanna: ...I think Raymond is in the room.
  • Raymond's serious injury list. "Squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988."
  • This exchange:
    Charlie: RAYMOND, AM I USING YOU?!
    Raymond: Yes.
    Charlie: SHUT UP!
  • "Bet your butt."
  • "97x, Bam! The future of rock and roll."
  • "I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinnati."
  • "Uh-oh, fart."
  • "I'm an excellent driver."
  • "I had you in there, Ray! You were in there! The defendant, the plaintiff, you had it all. They are in there making legal history. Legal! History!"