- Raymond hilariously imitating the grunts, moans, and other sounds of sex while he wanders into Charlie and Susanna's room...while they're doing it. Comedy. Freaking. Gold.
Susanna: ...I think Raymond is in the room.
- Raymond's serious injury list. "Squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988."
- This exchange:
Charlie: RAYMOND, AM I USING YOU?!Raymond: Yes.Charlie: SHUT UP!
- "Bet your butt."
- "97x, Bam! The future of rock and roll."
- "I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinnati."
- "Uh-oh, fart."
- "I had you in there, Ray! You were in there! The defendant, the plaintiff, you had it all. They are in there making legal history. Legal! History!"