* "Yes, we are very lucky kids to not have had our flesh eaten by the aliens."
* Everytime Seth or Sara address Jack as "Jack Bruno!"
* "Experience your car trouble in the morning, when we're open."
* Jack removes the Siphon's mask,
--> "You looked better with the mask on"
* Sara watching a live performance at the UFO convention.
--> '''Sara''': Is this a re-enactment of an important incident in human history?
* "A wise human once said, you are what you think you are." "Then why not ask him?!" "It was the Buddha. He's unavailable."
* "Don't go in the pimped out fridge, Jack."
* This scene in the UFO;
--> '''Jack:''' You do know how to fly this thing, right?
--> '''Seth:''' How do you think we got here?
--> '''Jack:''' Well, you ''crashed'', remember?
* Sara generally getting her way, such as using her powers to allow the dog to hitch a ride, and then getting Jack to pull over so the dog can take a leak.
* Jack explaining to a couple of people mocking Dr. Friedman how something is a matter of life and death.
--> '''Jack:''' You're currently alive. Unless you take us to Harlan, you'll be dead.