"You've never sung before, have you, man?"
- The "If I Didn't Have You" sequence, sure it's an obvious Call-Back to Warner Bros. cartoon shorts. But one can't deny, it is fairly funny.
- The Elvis Presley bit between Devon and Cornwall at the close of said acid sequence:Cornwall: (in Elvis' voice, to Devon) Hey, you've never sung before, have you, man?
Devon: (sucker punches him in the face) - After Devon's verse in the above song, Cornwall says "Oh, wait, you'd be DEAD!" in a half-second "Eureka!" Moment before suddenly making a face that just screams "Hold on..." before they go straight back to singing.
- Devon and Cornwall's Snark-to-Snark Combat during an interlude in the song:Cornwall: Stuck here with you for 500 years!
Devon: Oh, dear, it's learned to count. (Pokes Cornwall's eyes)
(Scene change. Cornwall has his own body and is standing at a podium)
Cornwall: If you'd gotten me a good lawyer, I woulda split 400 years ago!
Devon: (Dressed as a judge) Now, listen here, pal, I didn't come here to be insulted! (Crack of lightning, dragons are of one body again)
Cornwall: Oh? Well, where do you usually go? - This exchange:Garrett: Quiet!Kayley: Do you hear something?Garrett: No, I just want you to be quiet.
- When Ayden the falcon pretty blatantly LOLs at Devon and Cornwall's failure to start a fire, Cornwall just eats Ayden without much preamble. "I got three words for you, birdie; Dinner-Is-Served!" Luckily, the falcon escapes by flying out of Devon's mouth!
- Kayley pesters Garret to allow Devon and Cornwall to come with him. Eventually, he agrees, but only on one condition: "No more singing!"Devon: How do you feel about interpretive dance?
Garrett: [groans]- Kayley also turns around to give them a (presumably) dirty look.
- When Bladebeak beats up a guard, his hen-wife (?) looks at Juliana as if to say "That's MY man."
- Ruber's Villain Song is both Narm Charm because he is so hammy with it and So Bad, It's Good because it's only a "song" by a great stretch of the word.
- Ruber reveals the origin of the potion he uses:
- Also, look closely; The bottle has acme carved on the side.
- The moment when he creates Bladebeak. He tosses a rooster and an axe into the pit full of magic potion and stumbles over his words on what to call his creation.
Ruber: NOW, THIS CHICKEN CAN KILL! Ta-da! Behold! A Bladebeak!- When the rest of Ruber's men line up to be turned into metal monsters, one of them has a fork. Ruber's exasperated, "No, no, that's no good!" before dumping the poor sod in with a crossbow sells the moment.
- The sheer number of times Ruber screams "MINE!"
- Several of the more Narmy lyrics bring a chuckle thanks to Gary Oldman's hammy delivery. Then there's his weird, crab-like dance moves...
Years from now, no one will bother to recall your good King Arthur because all of this will be MIIIIIIIINE! THIS! WILL AAAAAALLL! BE MINE!Now watch me create MY MECHANICAL ARMY with pride!NOW I'M BACK, AND I WILL BE STAYING THIS TIIIIIIME! - When the Griffin reports to Ruber after he stole Excalibur from Arthur but lost it in the Forbidden Forest:Ruber: Panic sweeps across the land!
Griffin: Precisely.
Ruber: My plan is perfect!
Griffin: Precisely.
Ruber: Without the sword, Arthur is vulnerable!
Griffin: Precisely!
Ruber: And now Excalibur is mine!
Griffin: (nervously) Uh... er... here is where we enter a grey area...
Ruber: (turning around suspiciously and grabs the Griffin's neck) Excuse me? You lost Excalibur?! How?!
Griffin: I was attacked by a falcon.
Ruber: What? My magnificent beast outmatched by a puny, little pigeon?
Griffin: It wasn't a pigeon, it was a falcon! With silver wings.
Ruber: Silver wings? Ooh, scary! (grabs the Griffin by the ear) YOU STUPID ANIMAL! Where is the sword... now?
Griffin: In a place of untold danger.
Ruber: The Forbidden Forest.
Griffin: Precisely, Master.
Ruber: (calmly; runs his finger along the Griffin's beak and up to the top of his head) Have I told you today, how magnificently and totally worthLESS YOU ARE?! (plucks a feather from the Griffin's eyebrow, the Griffin screeches in pain) Excalibur is the one thing that can keep me from my conquest of Camelot! (hears a horse neighing and sees Kayley riding off towards the Forbidden Forest) AAH, THE- THE- THE GIRL! (turns to Bladebeak and the Iron Men) You, you, and you! Fancy Feet! After her! And bring her back! (to the Griffin) And you... (grabs hold of the Griffin's head) You are going to lead me to Excalibur. - When Ruber is pursuing "a little girl, a blind man, and a pigeon," we get this gem.Ruber: (tosses a dragon leg to the Griffin, who starts eating it) Find them all, and report back to me. (Griffin does not reply, and Ruber impatiently grabs the Griffin's collar) Didn't you hear me?!Griffin: Sorry, Master, my mouth was full.Ruber: (releases the Griffin and does a Face Palm) Typical. Of all the evil creatures in the world, I have the one with table manners.
- After Garrett reluctantly lets Kayley join him to finds Excalibur, he constantly has to beat back the forest's plants to save the unsuspecting Kayley with her back turned as she rambles on:Kayley: (as Ayden muzzles on her cheek) I just need your help this once.
Garrett: Oh, all right, all right! But don't give me any trouble!
(We later cut to Garrett being dumped on the head with purple substance from the flower above in another part of the forest.)
Garrett: (groans) It's a fine mess you've gotten us into, Ayden.
Kayley: (as she touches the flowers above, making them pour out purple substance) Hey, this isn’t so bad. (She steps on a small patch of grass which forms a mouth and it snarls, but Garrett whacks it with his staff. The thin thorn branches begin to uncurl behind Kayley as she walks on ahead.) I don’t know why you made such a fuss. (Before the branches can get that far, Garrett swatted them with his staff as Kayley climbs up a tree.) I’ve had a tougher time collecting eggs!
(Garrett has a rock in his hand and as a giant green flytrap creature emerges and about to attack an unaware Kayley from behind, Garrett throws it at the creature, making it immediately sink back.)
Garrett: Trouble, trouble, trouble! With a capital T! - The Griffin pulls out a monocle and places it over his eye in the forest whilst looking for Excalibur is pretty amusing. But the unfazed Ruber grabbing the creature's head and tossing away the monocle can also get some laughs.
- This exchange when the Ogre unknowingly sat on Ruber and the Griffin as he was changing sleeping positions.Ruber: The ogre's butt...
Griffin: Well, master, at least things can't get any worse.
(The ground begins to rumble)
Ruber: Wanna bet?
(Ogre farts, sending Ruber and the Griffin flying toward the heroes)
Cornwall: Whoa! Watch it!
(The heroes duck, and Ruber and the Griffin crash into a rock wall, just barely missing its sharp stalactites as the group run past them)
Ruber: (high-pitched) Seize them!
Griffin: (also high-pitched) Yes, Master! - Devon's reaction almost immediately after he kissed Cornwall on the lips. His facial expression while turning green is priceless!Cornwall: I GOT YOUR TONGUE IN MY GUMS!
- Then at the very end watching Kayley and Garrett's dubbing ceremony, Devon leans his lips again towards Cornwall.
Cornwall: Hey. Don't even think about it. - Ruber declaring himself a god when all he did was essentially weld a sword to his arm is both Nightmare Fuel and funny. He's so far gone that he thinks it's an impressive feat.
