Emmett and Ted teaching Debbie the intricacies of oral sex.
Emmett's "How do you say tacky little cocksucker in Japanese?"
To elaborate, Emmett found a young Asian man who didn't speak a lick of English, but provided him with an amazing sexual encounter. Afterwards, Emmett takes him to an event with friends, while the young man keeps repeating a word that they don't understand, taking the person to Melanie, who speaks Japanese. (Another C Mo F within this one: "Talk to Melanie! Melanie speak all Axis powers!") She reveals the man is a prostitute and is demanding payment. However, Michael can't bring hmiself to tell Emmett that the love of his life is just a hustler, and makes up something rather sweet that he's saying instead. Cut to the end of the episode, where the hustler is making out with a man, and making it implicitly clear. An irate Emmett calls Melanie demanding a translation as noted above leading Melanie to hang up the phone saying that she supposes Emmett found out what he was saying with a resigned sigh.
Debbie, reprimanding Michael, says "You don't know yourself! 'Know thyself.' Some Greek said that. Who was it?" Michael's reply: "Zorba?"
Melanie's "What are you, Goldilocks?" when Brian complains about some tea's heat and an icepack's cold.
Every one of Brent and Emmett's scenes in episode 21 of season one.
Emmett's reaction to Michael and David's argument in episode 22 of season one.
Emmett and Michael fencing with Ted's giant dildos.
At the chiropractor's, Michael asks for a little extra time to stay laid down, because - *ahem* - feeling too good from the treatment.