Funny / Punky Brewster

  • In "Perils of Punky", as the Native American chief was telling a story to the kids:
    Punky: What a sad story.
    Chief: (irritated) I'm not finished yet!
    Punky: Sorry.
  • The beginning of "The Metamorphosis"
    Punky: Um, Henry, there's something I sorta,' well, want to talk to you about.
    Henry: I'm all ears.
    Punky: I'm not exactly sure how to exactly put this. You won't get embarrassed?
    Henry: Me, embarrassed? Punky, you can talk to me about absolutely anything. Absolutely anything. Right?
    Punky: Right.
    Henry: So out with it.
    Punky: (gleeful) Henry, I'm getting boobs!
    (Henry drops his plates)
    Punky: Henry, are you all right?
    Henry: (flustered) Uh, n-n-no problem. I just dropped a few boobs...I mean plates!
  • The animated episode "Pretty Ugly" has Punky impersonating Margaux at a fancy party because Glomer had turned Margaux's face into a glomley face. When Margaux finally discovers this and Punky finds out:
    Punky: (to Avery Bigelow, a kid whose dad is staging the party) Uh...will you excuse us, Avery? We have our noses.
    Allen: But I don't have to powder my nose!
    Punky: (smashing an hors d'ouvre on Allen's nose) Now you do!!"