Funny / Punky Brewster

  • In "Perils of Punky", as the Native American chief was telling a story to the kids:
    Punky: What a sad story.
    Chief: (irritated) I'm not finished yet!
    Punky: Sorry.
  • The beginning of "The Metamorphosis"
    Punky: Um, Henry, there's something I sorta,' well, want to talk to you about.
    Henry: I'm all ears.
    Punky: I'm not exactly sure how to exactly put this. You won't get embarrassed?
    Henry: Me, embarrassed? Punky, you can talk to me about absolutely anything. Absolutely anything. Right?
    Punky: Right.
    Henry: So out with it.
    Punky: (gleeful) Henry, I'm getting boobs!
    (Henry drops his plates)
    Punky: Henry, are you all right?
    Henry: (flustered) Uh, n-n-no problem. I just dropped a few boobs...I mean plates!