History Funny / Progress

** Also, [[OhCrap the guesses of the monsters on the identity of the deity that is going to punish them when they realize they're in trouble]]: Celestia, The Great and Powerful Trixie (yes, the Kong used those exact words), Pinkamena, [[{{Transformers}} Primus]] and ''Creator/LaurenFaust''.

* Luna tearing up over half of Pinkie's house, thinking she's going to bake her into FanFic/{{Cupcakes}}

** For that matter the entire ''canon'' ([[ShrugOfGod possibly]]) short "Luna Vs. the Facts of Life". Especially when Celestia claims to have given birth to [[LordOfTheRings Shadowfax]], [[Myth/GreekMythology Arion]], [[KingArthur Hengroen]], [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Epona]], [[PecosBill Widow Maker]]...

* The [[InstantAwesomeJustAddNinja ninja spa ponies]] in "Luna vs. Ponyville, Part 8".

** From the same chapter, the [[{{Warhammer 40000}} Imperial Guard!Ponies]]

** For that matter the entire ''canon'' ([[ShrugOfGod possibly]]) short "Luna Vs. the Facts of Life". Especially when Celestia claims to have given birth to [[LordOfTheRings Shadowfax]], [[GreekMythology Arion]], [[KingArthur Hengroen]], [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Epona]], [[PecosBill Widow Maker]]...

* What an angry Luna does to a [[KingKong Kong]] and a [[{{Kaiju}} Rex]] in "Luna vs. Ponyville, Part 7" when they wreck her old palace in the Everfree Forest and threaten the Cutie Mark Crusaders: ''shrinking'' them down to the size of mice.

--> "Sorry, can't say anything. Thank you for letting me borrow it," the colt said. "Well! Not borrow, borrow without asking, I need to stop doing that anyway! [[spoiler:Your sister sends her apologies that she let me borrow it without asking you after the fact]]... It's complicated and right now five things and a lizard are all happening at once so really we must be off. Hello! Goodbye!"

* "Luna versus Ponyville Part 1: Television" has the reason Luna's back in the castle: [[spoiler: She walked in on Hoyden and Sundance having sex]].

* Angel Bunny channeling ''{{Patton}}'' in "Luna vs. Ponyville, Part 5." Complete with a carrot in place of a cigar [[spoiler:and a ''tank that shoots baseballs''.]]
* Luna tearing up over half of Pinkie's house, thinking she's going to bake her into [[{{FanFic/Cupcakes}} cupcakes]]

* "Ponies in Space" opens with Luna getting rather excited about creating a method to prove the transcendence of irrational numbers. [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome "EUREKA! I AM THE GODDESS OF MATH ONCE AGAIN!]] [[EvilLaugh MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"]] Made even funnier that there's apparently a storm going on outside that has lightning and thunder to provide the perfect backdrop.

** For that matter the entire ''canon'' ([[ShrugOfGod possibly]]) short "Luna Vs. the Facts of Life". Especially when Celestia claims to have given birth to [[LordOfTheRings Shadowfax]], [[GreekMythology Arion]], [[KingArthur Hengroen]], [[TheLegendOfZelda Epona]], [[PecosBill Widow Maker]]...

--> '''Luna''' I don't like trains, Hoyden!

* Things just get a bit silly in the non-canon spinoff chapter "Luna vs. Threesome". To sum it up, here is one line that made me LITERALLY ROFL:

* Luna being unable to find any crime to foil as the Mysterious Mare-Do-Well in "Luna vs. Vigilantism 2". Even the ''Mafia'' is friendly and law-abiding.

** "Ah well... I suppose I'll just have to steal them from her ...What's she going to do? Use them ''against'' me?"

** "Ah well... I suppose I'll just have to steal them from her ...What's she going to do? Use them ''against'' me?"

*** Even ''Fluttershy'' is in favour of the lasers.

* Ideal amount of time to microwave popcorn? Twenty seven minutes!

* The reveal that Hoyden's Cutie Mark is the ''Series/{{Jackass}}'' logo and that his job is testing safety equipment... by pulling crazy stunts.

** Which leads to an amusing BrickJoke when Sundance tries to invite Luna out to get her out of her shell.

** The meeting about Mechapony-1, from Luna's flashbacks to her days of cliched villainy to the general spoofing of HumongousMecha tropes: "Why ''shouldn't'' the giant robot have eye lasers?"

"... Dear, you can't murder one of the saviors of the world," Hoyden said, immediately massaging Sundance's shoulders.

*** In order, she says "The brain was optional for you" "Reality and you don't get on, do they?" "You're a complete moron" "As a child, was your cradle rocked to close to the wall?"and "Your mother sucks bears in the forest."

-->"And… You were all speaking figuratively," she said. A number of nods and acknowledgements were thrown at her. "Right… Well… Um… Carry on," she said, flying back to her seat. She pulled her program up over her face and focused intently on the statistics of the players. Luna smiled in relief.