Andre Devine: This terrible movie you made. It's like a goose farting in your face!
When interviewing Steve Martin:
Jiminy: You get a lot of bad reviews. How does that make you feel, and how do you handle it? Steve: Well first of all, a lot of people get bad reviews. Charlie Chaplin got bad reviews. Jiminy: (shakes head) Mmm-mmm. Steve: ...Buster Keaton got bad reviews. Jiminy: No, not really. Not, not on the level you get them.
When Jiminy interviewed Alec Baldwin, he asked how many actresses he's slept with. When they got to Sarah Jessica Parker:
Alec: What do you do? She comes to your apartment at three o'clock in the morning after she wraps the friggin' TV show, she's like, y'know, (knocks)- Jiminy: But she's with Matthew Broderick from The Producers! Alec: (derisively) Come on, get serious. (crew members heard laughing)