- The groin attack that is the page image on Groin Attack.
- "Mr Snow, I believe these to be negro eggs."
- "You'll regret being so damn abusive when the electric UFO gods transphase in from Dimension Ten to appoint me Manager of the Universe... I said that out loud, didn't I?"
- One word: "Bat Female-Villain Repellent". And it works.
- Elijah Snow preparing to fight Adam West's Batman, only to suddenly be confronted with the giant, nasty DKR Batman, one of the Trope Makers for The Dark Age of Comic Books.
- Even funnier (and sweeter) is everyone concluding they liked the Adam West Batman more than the Old Mudhole Surgeon.