Morte and hookers. And female zombies. And Annah. Well, just... Morte.
Morte: "Women are the reason I became a monk. And, uh, the reason I switched back."
The entire scene where Morte first equips Ingress' Teeth. You have to see it to believe it.note This requires modding the game, and it should be noted that half the scene was written by the modder to cover up a technical limitation
The Nameless One playing with the Modron Cube like a little kid.
Nameless One: Move the arms and make sword-fighting noises.
The toy *clicks* and *whirrs* as your move its clockwork joints. Within moments, the tiny cube has vanquished every imaginary opponent you have sent against it, and settled back to its normal position.
Nameless One: Wave its arms and make cheering noises.
Hordes of imaginary creatures from across the Planes cheer the cube's victory. You can almost see a tiny oily tear brimming on one of its eyes... it is a hero, the greatest cube to ever roam the Planes and everyone loves it. In your mind, Fall-From-Grace and Annah hug it and shower it with kisses.