Morte and hookers. And female zombies. And Annah. Well, just... Morte.
Morte: "Women are the reason I became a monk. And, uh, the reason I switched back."
The entire scene where Morte first equips Ingress' Teeth. You have to see it to believe it.note This requires modding the game, and it should be noted that half the scene was written by the modder to cover up a technical limitation