Bumper hitting on (Fat) Amy, and her response:
Amy: (walks up to Bumper and Donald) Oh hey, what are you turd burgers talking about? Dressing for comfort?
Bumper: You...are probably the grossest human being I've ever met.
Amy: Well, you're no panty dropper yourself.
Amy: I sometimes have this feeling that I can do crystal meth, but then I think, hmm...better not.
- Twice as hilarious when you find out that their subplot was improvised by the actors throughout the entire film, and Bumper trying to kiss Amy was something the two actors experienced backstage.