Funny / Phone Booth

  • Stu's interaction with Felicia.
    Felicia: Goddammit, man! You gone made me hurt my dick hand.
    Stu: Ooooh! I'm sure you're just as good with the other hand.
    [Caller starts laughing]
    Stu: Go away!
    Felicia: I'll be back, bitch! [to cyclist] Get out of my way!
    The Caller: I was worried for you there, Stu. I thought she was going to poke an eye out with that... that *hand*.