- Stu's interaction with Felicia.
Felicia: Goddammit, man! You gone made me hurt my dick hand.Stu: Ooooh! I'm sure you're just as good with the other hand.[Caller starts laughing]Stu: Go away!Felicia: I'll be back, bitch! [to cyclist] Get out of my way!The Caller: I was worried for you there, Stu. I thought she was going to poke an eye out with that... that *hand*.