- Stu's interaction with Felicia.
Felicia: Goddammit, man! You gone made me hurt my dick hand.Stu: Ooooh! I'm sure you're just as good with the other hand.[Caller starts laughing]Stu: Go away!Felicia: I'll be back, bitch! [to cyclist] Get out of my way!The Caller: I was worried for you there, Stu. I thought she was going to poke an eye out with that... that *hand*.
- The police ask Stu who he's talking to on the phone. The shooter says he'll kill Stu if he says. Stu blurts out "my psychiatrist", which even the shooter has to admit is clever.