Funny / Phantasy Star Zero

• Early in Story Mode, when Ogi is given a replacement body, he suddenly starts talking like a redneck. Hilarious.
• In Story Mode, after reaching the moon, your character, Sarisa, and Ogi are introduced to Ana, the leader of the Newman Resistance. Ogi notices she's a bit... bigger than Sarisa is.
  Ogi: I see. That matches other data, and may explain the obvious physiological discrepancies with other newmans.
  Ana: Physiological what?
  Sarisa: Wait a.... Ogi, just what are you looking at?
  Ogi: Her... torso.

  [SLAP]
  Ogi: Ah, my apologies if that was offensive. I thought I was stating the obvious.
  Sarisa: Sorry, Ogi, but what you did just now was a beat-worthy offense. Now you know for next time.
  Ogi: Indeed. Ignorant though I was, I apologize for any disrespect. In the future, I will endeavor to maintain eye contact and offer concrete, numerical data on the huge gap in...

  [SLAP]
• Any mission involving Sarisa and Octo Diablo. She learns to hate that thing and its naughty tentacles very quickly.
  Sarisa: Hey! That is off limits! Ah ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha! Stop it! Th-that tickles! I-I'm gonna pee!
  "I'll save you!"
  "I wish I had popcorn."
• At least two of the Mayor's missions. Namely one where he requests you to retrieve a herb that grows near the dragon's nest and one where you have to collect an invertebrate's mucus. For what reason? He just wants to see if these items work for miracle hair growth. Turns out he overdoses himself with it so much that it smells from really far. His secretary even bitchslaps him for that and forces him to let her take control of the (little) quantity he should be allowed over a period of time.