Funny: Pete's Dragon
- This dialogue:
Lampy: You know anything about dragons? Real dragons. With fire... fire coming out of his mouth, and real wings.
Terminus: You need a veterinarian. Why do you ask?
Lampy: I saw one.
Terminus: Is it sitting at the next table? (laughs)
Lampy: I tell you, I saw a real dragon yesterday afternoon. He's owned by a young boy of the name of Pete.
Terminus: You are trying to tell me there's a dragon, here, in Passamacracka?
Terminus: (to Hoagie as he sets his drink down) I told you this was a rotten town.
(Lampy tries to drink Terminus' drink, but he grabs it without even looking at Lampy)
- Hoagie and Lampy venture into Elliot's cave. Lampy describes Elliot to Hoagie as if he's some kind of Eldritch Abomination. Elliot is listening in, unknowingly terrified of himself.
[A terrified Elliot grabs Hoagie's shoulder for comfort. Hoagie looks at it.]
Hoagie: (pats Elliot's hand) Stay close.
[Elliot nods. The three slowly walk through the cave. They stop.]
Hoagie: (sees Elliot's hand on his shoulder again, now absolutely terrified) Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttt.... it's g-g-go-o-t me-e-e-e-e....
[Lampy looks behind him. Sees Elliot's hand on Hoagie's shoulder. Then looks up, sees a shaking Elliot.]
Lampy: (looks at us) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
[Elliot hits his head on the ceiling.]
Hoagie: LO-OOK AT IT!
[Elliot sees his shadow, thinking it's the terrifying monster. He screams and grabs Hoagie and Lampy, making them shake.]
- Hoagie trying to tell Terminus he saw Elliot the dragon.
Hoagie: I sa-sa-sa-sa-saw it!
Terminus: Saw what?
Hoagie: El-El... d-dra-dra...
Terminus: What is "el-el-el", "dra-dra-dra", hmm?
- Dr. Terminus' Rousing Speech for Hoagy when they plot to lure Elliot to their trap, if only for how much of a Large Ham he was.
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