"The Restaurant" is one of the funniest episodes of the first season, and of the entire show for that matter. For one thing, there is the scene with Jambi:
Jambi: What do you want? Pee-wee: Oh, come on, say it like a real genie! Jambi: Oh, all right. (ethereal voice) Your wish is my command, oh wise and powerful master! (normal voice) So what do you want?
Unfortunately, Pee-wee has trouble deciding what to wish for, and says, "I wish I knew what to wish for." Jambi grants him that wish, but not actually what he wished for. Pee-wee protests, so Jambi replays the whole scene on Magic Screen to show Pee-wee his mistake.
Pee-wee: What a gyp! You tricked me! I want another wish! Jambi: You know the rules, Pee-wee: only one wish per show! Pee-wee:(a barrage of "Big 'NO!'"s)
The restaurant scene itself is pretty funny: Captain Carl asks for a steak with baked potato and a salad (the house dressing is liver and noodles) and a pink lemonade, but he learns to his dismay that the only thing that the restaurant has is peanut butter and jelly sandwiches — costing a steep $2.00, yet!
Also, the scene with Dixie and the King of Cartoons. Dixie's cab has a flat, so she had to walk up the hill.
Pee-wee: I didn't hear your horn honk. Dixie:(irritably) All right, if it'll make you happy, honk, honk!
It leads to this:
Pee-wee: So where's the King of Cartoons? Dixie:(calling toward the door) Hey, Your Majesty! ...STEP ON IT! (realizing her mistake, she plays her fanfare on the trumpet)
In To Tell the Tooth, Pee-wee has a huge toothache after munching on a corn on the cob. He decides to make a wish on Jambi that the toothache is not so painful, but he has forgotten that Jambi is not there; he is vacationing at Mount Rushmore.
Pee-wee:(pounding on Jambi's box while in pain) HELP! JAMBI, HELP! JAMBI!
(Jambi's box opens, revealing an answering machine)
Jambi's answering machine: Hi, I'm not here to grant your wish right now. So leave your name and wish after the beep, and I'll be back to grant them just as soon as I can. (BEEP!)
(Jambi's box closes; Pee-wee looks shocked)
During the closing credits when flies his Scooter over Mount Rushmore before hitting road, Jambi appears at the end.
In Sick, Did Somebody Say Sick?, when Jambi tries to grant Pee-Wee a wish to Paris, France, nothing happens:
Pee-wee Herman: Weird! Paris looks a lot like a playhouse. And that Frenchman looks exactly like Globey.
Globey: That's because I am Globey and you are still in the playhouse.
It reveals later that Jambi had a disease called "Meka-Leka-Hi-Meka-Hidy-Itis".
Pee-wee: Oh no! Not Meka-Leka-Hi-Meka-Hidy-Itis! Say it's anything but Meka-Leka-Hi-Meka-Hidy-Itis! (beat; dumbfounded) ...What's Meka-Leka-Hi-Meka-Hidy-Itis? Dr. Jinga-Janga: Well, in layman's terms, he is suffering from genie burnout.
(A long-distance shot of the playhouse is shown with Pee-wee sitting on Chairry) Pee-wee:(jumping up from Chairry in pure fury) THAT DOES IT! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! (Pee-wee walks up to the camera slowly) Pee-wee: They can take the suit off your back. They can take your cereal bowl and spoon. They can even take your album of photo memories. (By now, Pee-wee has walked up so close to the camera that his face covers the screen) Pee-wee: But when they mess with your dots... they go too far!
In Camping Out, Pee-wee is about to go camping with Cowboy Curtis and Mrs. Renee agrees to housesit in his absence. He addresses the Playhouse residents before leaving:
Pee-wee: I want everybody in bed by 7:30! Playhouse residents:(disappointed) Awww! Pee-wee: Okay, midnight. Playhouse residents: Yay!
The premiere episode for season 2, Open House, starts off normally, with the outside view of the playhouse. But as the actual theme song begins inside the playhouse, Pee-wee notices it in a mess.
Cyndi Lauper: Come on in... (song winds down and stops) Pee-wee: Oh, ha-ha! I just totally forgot, we are going to remodel the playhouse. Ha-ha! (winks)
Pee-wee: Let's see, uh... what rhymes with "door"? "Chore"! Conky: No. Pee-wee: "Bore"! Conky: No. Clocky: "Four"? Conky: No, Clocky. Floory: "Floor"? Conky: No, more! Pee-wee: "Floor", "gore", "war"? Purple fish: "Shore"? Cool Cat: "Roar"? Pterri: "Soar"? Chairry: "Snore"? Globey: "Core"? Mrs. Rene: "Gabor"! Conky: No, no, "more"! Pee-wee: "Lore"! "Tore"! "Pour"! Conky: No! No! "More"! Pee-wee: I can't think of any more! Conky: No, Pee-wee, look! (the word "more" is dispensed from Conky and Pee-wee takes it; he laughs) Pee-wee: Today's secret word is "more"! Mrs. Rene: I was just gonna guess that! Pee-wee: I'm so sure, Mrs. Rene.
The over-the-top way Pee-wee calls out to Floory to try out the secret word in "Tango Time".