Funny / Pawnstuck

• Anytime SS and DD talk to each other.
  SS: youre still an asshole though
  DD: I know.
  SS: like a huge fuckin asshole
  DD: Yep.
  SS: the biggest hairiest asshole there ever was
  DD: Absolutely.
  SS: and each hair on that asshole is another asshole
  SS: yeah thats right you thought a hair couldnt also be an asshole well guess what you were fucking wrong asshole
  SS: you are such an asshole it defies the laws of fuckin physics and even physics is like
  SS: haha
  SS: wow
  SS: what a fuckin asshole
  DD: Do you want to start playing Sboard now?
  SS: sure
  • Ponder life decisions.
• HB being conflicted about prototyping the Aradia doll
• SS's reaction to a fairy-bull lusus.
• Apparently SS is so gullible that DD once was able to convince him that cancer was a Prospitian delicacy. Than at a party the oblivious SS responded to a man stating that his wife had cancer with "How'd it taste?"
• Droog and Crowbar's first interactions with each other. The Ship Tease really doesn't help.
• DO THE SMOOCH
  • Except not.