* The music-video version of "You Can Call Me Al" he did with Creator/ChevyChase, with Chase being the one "singing" the lyrics while a bored Simon slouches and twiddles his thumbs.
* While it's most famous for its goofy chorus ("Just slip out the back, Jack/Make a new plan, Stan") the verses of "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" tell a much more slyly funny tale of a sophisticated woman manipulating the the naive singer into ditching his current girl and getting with her:
-->She said, it's really not my habit to intrude
-->And furthermore I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
-->So I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
-->There must be fifty ways to leave your lover...