Funny / Pajama Sam

No Need To Hide When It's Dark Outside

Thunder And Lightning Aren't So Frightening
  • Sam and Bill Gate's exchanges when Sam tries to enter World Wide Weather using the crowbar or ID card. (The latter is inaccessible except by hacking, since Sam can't get the ID card until after he's permanently left that area of the game.)
  • Sam has to make an appointment to access a new part of the building:
    Sam: I'd like to make an appointment to see someone.
  • When Sam is in the office with Brad Carpenter, you can click on the bucket of umbrellas on the left side of the screen. Clicking the yellow umbrella has Sam pick it up, only for it to inexplicably go limp. Click the other handle, and you find it's actually a giant green lollipop! Then Sam tries to lick it and...
    Sam: (recoils in disgust) Eww! Brussel Sprouts!
  • Sam doing the YMCA after waiting outside of the entrance to World Wide Weather with the hard hat on.
  • After Sam falls on the button that screws up the weather, the monitors on the side will show various parts of the world subjected to the unusual weather patterns, except for one which is nice and sunny. It's Seattle.
  • Wing Nut constantly hypes himself up as the most important piece of the Sun Machine, a machine which consists of a large solar dish and a part that condenses sunlight into a liquid form. What does Wing Nut do? He holds a lever in place.
  • In one path, Jersey Langston III tells Sam that his big problem is that his nose (Carrot from the first game) doesn't match his outfit.
    Carrot: Your problem is you need to get a bit of perspective. Think about the big picture!
  • Andrew the stapler in charge of office supplies will not give you any supply you ask for, except for the plot-relevant Employee of the Month ribbon or rubber band. His reasons range from "Those are for emergencies only!" to "Someone might need them!"
  • The Board members and the Chairman of the Board discussing questions for the employee quiz.
    Board Member: Okay. How about "Who played the monster in the original movie version of Frankenstein?"
  • When Sam, the newest member of the board, goes to the bathroom and leaves Carrot in charge...
    Carrot: Alright, listen up, 'cuz there's gonna be some changes around here...
    Chairman: Oh, dear.
  • When on the telephone in the lobby, dial 3 to reach the complaints department. You will not be disappointed.

You Are What You Eat From Your Head To Your Feet
  • Selma Celery's etiquette lesson. She begins with a list of pointers delivered rapid-fire and varying in ridiculousness (one of them is "do not draw on, poke holes in, or set fire to the tablecloth"). Then she shows Sam how to set the table with a dozen different utensils, including a golf club.
  • Sam being put in jail for going to eat a healthy dinner.
    Candy Bar: You can just wait here until your trial next month, healthy boy. (locks cells)
    Candy Bar: Tell it to the fudge. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to get back to the party. (skipping) Tra-la-la-la-la...
  • One of Sam's reactions to seeing his photographs is "Ew! Do I really look like that?