Friend Computer: A desire to play poker indicates a desire to spread wealth. Spreading wealth is communism. Communism is treason.
Turret drops from the ceiling and frags him
Friend Computer: Have a nice daycycle.
Friend Computer: Who would like to play a game of Trivial Pursuit?
The players, wary by now, keep silent
Friend Computer: Unwillingness to play games indicates an unnaturally low level of happiness. Happiness is mandatory. You will all be dispatched to the Happiness Enhancement room.
A death trap obstacle course, naturally.
Thirty years later, going up to a person who once played Paranoia and even mentioning the title "Me and My Warbot, Mark IV" can cause that former player to immediately collapse into a gale of laughter.
One RPG group got midway through a mission before deciding they needed a ladder. As their GM was feeling particularly benevolent, she told them one of their roommates was walking by with a ladder. However, the GM was not feeling that benevolent, and this exchange ensued:
GM Your roommate informs you that he has fallen madly in love with this ladder and will not part with it.