- Little Joey Proffitt's talking in Pee-Wee Herman's voice. The best part is that it was all improvised.
"A falsetto child?"
- When Andrew finally kicks Grant overboard.
Andrew: (to Grant) I am giving my notice, sir.
- Joanna's about to jump off the yacht and swim to Dean but Andrew grabs her hand.
Andrew: Oh no Madam. I cannot let you do this.
Andrew: Not without a life jacket.
- "This is a job for Doctor Death!"
- "Eat your checkers!"
- "It's a hell of a day at sea, sir!"
- When Joanna tells Dean all the money and everything is hers and always was, Dean faints and falls off the rescue boat.
- Also, the kids at the end. "How do you spell 'porsche'?"
- After Dean dunks "Annie" into the water barrel:
"Annie": My life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you are the Devil! Oh, God! (dunks head under water)
Dean: Baby, we like you.
- As Joanna rambles about all her regained memories:
Joanna: Money! I have lots of money! I even have some in Switzerland!