Funny: Overboard

  • Little Joey Proffitt's talking in Pee-Wee Herman's voice. The best part is that it was all improvised.
    "A falsetto child?"
  • When Andrew finally kicks Grant overboard.
    Andrew: (to Grant) I am giving my notice, sir.
    • Also a CMoA for Andrew.
  • Joanna's about to jump off the yacht and swim to Dean but Andrew grabs her hand.
    Andrew: Oh no Madam. I cannot let you do this.
    Annie: What?
    Andrew: Not without a life jacket.
  • "This is a job for Doctor Death!"
  • "Eat your checkers!"
  • "It's a hell of a day at sea, sir!"
  • When Joanna tells Dean all the money and everything is hers and always was, Dean faints and falls off the rescue boat.
  • Also, the kids at the end. "How do you spell 'porsche'?"
  • After Dean dunks "Annie" into the water barrel:
    "Annie": My life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you are the Devil! Oh, God! (dunks head under water)
    Dean: Baby, we like you.
  • As Joanna rambles about all her regained memories:
    Joanna: Money! I have lots of money! I even have some in Switzerland!
    Grant: Switzerland?