Funny: 100 Bullets

  • Lono, Loop, Victor and Jack are riding in a car.
    Loop: Ain't never been to Mexico...
    Lono: No? It's a sweet place...
    Victor: If you're American.
    Jack: Yeah, it must taste like ass to be Mexican.
    Loop: Mexicans are Americans.
    Victor, Lono and Jack: The hell they are!
  • Lono's idea of a knock-knock joke
    (knocks on the door)
    Jack: Who is it?
    Lono: Norma.
    Jack: Norma who?
    Lono: Norma Lee. As in, normally I just bash the fuckin' door down. Let me in!