- Lono, Loop, Victor and Jack are riding in a car.
Loop: Ain't never been to Mexico...Lono: No? It's a sweet place...Victor: If you're American.Jack: Yeah, it must taste like ass to be Mexican.Loop: Mexicans are Americans.Victor, Lono and Jack: The hell they are!
- Lono's idea of a knock-knock joke
(knocks on the door)Jack: Who is it?Lono: Norma.Jack: Norma who?Lono: Norma Lee. As in, normally I just bash the fuckin' door down. Let me in!