Funny: Oliver & Company

  • When Oliver chases down Dodger to the gang's hideout, he overhears Dodger's exaggerated tale of how they got the hotdogs, with Oliver portrayed as a "creepy, ugly psychotic monster". Oliver gets too into the story and ends up falling off the roof in the midst of the gang. After the initial shock, the dogs start questioning Oliver and threatening him until he points out that he knows Dodger, who immediately confirms it. The dogs then immediately warm up to Oliver and start taking the piss out of Dodger about the "vicious monster" and the fact that Dodger had a cat help him get hot dogs.
    Rita [threateningly] How'd you find this place cat?
    Oliver: I uh, followed this dog.
    Tito: He's lying! Lying lying—
    Rita (kicks him): Shut up Tito!
    Francis: Why would a cat follow a dog?
    Einstein: Yeah?
    Oliver: I just wanted some of the sausages i helped him get!
    Tito: [grabbing a fork and knife] He's a spy! Let's eat him! You're dead meat kitty!
    Oliver: I saw him come over here! [spots Dodger] Hey that's him over there!
    Dodger: Uh hey kitty. What took you so long?
    Rita (smiles friendly): Relax, kid.
    (all the other dogs laugh, and approach Dodger and mock him)
    Tito: "Razor sharp claws", eh?
    Francis: "Dripping fangs?"
    Rita: I kinda like those "burning eyes"
    Dodger [wearing sunglasses, the TV screen reflecting off them]: Hey keep it down guys the games on.
    Tito: Oh boy Dodger, man! Top dog has to get help from a cat! [Laughs]

  • When Fagin unsuccessfully tries to bribe Sykes with his junk only for Sykes to shove it back into his face.
    Sykes: I don't want your garbage Fagin! [shoves the box, sending it off the dock into the harbor]
    Fagin: Sykes! Please! Oh please!
    Sykes: I don't think you grasp...the severity of the situation. (opens his car door to empty his ashtray, almost pushing Fagin off the pier)
    Fagin [grabs the mirror to keep from falling] Oh no! No! No! I did grasp it! This is how I grasp! See?
    [The mirror breaks off and falls into the water]
    Fagin: Accident! Accident!
    • Then Sykes honks his horn to summon his dogs back, causing Fagin to lose his balance and fall off the pier into the water.
      • Later as Fagin is about to discuss his plan to Sykes; While Sykes is on the phone with some gangster, Fagin toys with the model of Sykes' car, and accidentally flicks the mirror off. Then Sykes finishes his phone call. Good thing for Fagin that Sykes didn't notice the broken model mirror!

  • Somewhat Blink-and-You'll-Miss-It, but during the "Why Should I Worry" segment, after Oliver gets sprayed with water and Dodger shakes the water off his body, there's a cut to Oliver after he gets blow-dried by a vent in the sidewalk. Just try not to laugh.
  • "If dis is torture... chain me to da WALL!"
    • "Hey man you're ugly! And you're uglier than him! And you're ugly part 3!...Hey! You're Revenge of the Ugly!"
    • Let's just cut to the chase: ANYTHING Tito says is a CMOF.
  • "Fagin! *big smile* Did we bring something green and wrinkly to make me happy?"
  • The scene near the end where Tito runs out of Jenny's house wearing a cute little captain's outfit.
  • When Oliver opens the vent to let the gang in, Tito stops everyone letting Georgette go first
    Tito: Hey! Hey! There is a lady present.
    Georgette: Well it's nice to see that one of you has some manners.
    Tito: After you, my little croissant.
    Francis: Good grief...
    • Soon followed by Francis' muttering "Balderdash!" to Georgette whining about breaking a nail, immediately followed by Tito angrily demanding, "What'd you call my woman, man?!"
  • When Fagin is about to discuss his plan to Sykes. and rings the bell and Sykes allows him to come in.
    Sykes [from his security cameras]: Yeah who is it? Fagin, it's you. Why didn't you say so?
    Fagin [nervously] Uh...good question. But-but if you're busy...we could drop by some other time.
    Sykes [chuckles] Don't be silly. Just push the door.
    Fagin: [tries pulling the door]
    Sykes: I said PUSH!
    Fagin: [smiles sheepishly, then slowly pushes the door]
  • When Oliver falls through the roof of the hideout, Tito starts running around in panic, shouting "GANG WAR! GANG WAR!"