History Funny / NotAnotherTeenMovie

'''Rude Kid:''' [[OhNoNotAgain Oh not again]].

-->'''Teacher:''' Let's take out our books and continue with our poetry lesson.\\

* When an English teacher berates his class for having [[PottyHumor such a low-brow sense of humour]], [[HypocrisyNod interspersed with a scene where a girl is taking a loud shit.]] It climaxes with the floor giving out from under her, landing in his classroom and several gallons of shit being sprayed in his direction. Topped off with a fart and the girl sheepishly excusing herself.

* The cheerleader who looks straight out of the 1950s... [[SeeminglyWholesomeFiftiesGirl until her Tourette's syndrome kicks in.]]

* "[[Music/{{Aerosmith}} JANEY'S GOT A GUN! JANEY BRIGGS' GOT A GUN!]]"

** Yes it was the most juvenile thing he could've said, but the candor he had to talk to his teacher that way was hilarious.

-->'''Ricky:''' Ten things I love about Janey.//

-->'''Teacher:''' Let's take out our books and continue with our poetry lesson.//

--> '''Molly Ringwald''': Fucking teenagers.

* Paul Gleason reprising his principal role from Film/TheBreakfastClub, with the cussiness turned UpToEleven.

-->(Jake recites another speech)
-->'''Molly:''' Oh God, I can't believe you fell for that! That’s from ''Film/Pretty in Pink''!

* Jake's BrutalHonesty when he [[spoiler: admits that maybe it would be better not to get together with Janey, reasoning that after the summer they'd go off to college and only see each other on occasional weekends, then Jake would eventually get drunk and have a one night stand and Janey would get angry after finding the other girl's underwear in his room, culminating in a dramatic breakup.]]

-->'''Molly:''' Oh God, I can't believe you fell for that! That’s from ''Pretty in Pink''!

* The [[WhiteAngloSaxonProtestant all white]] [[MeaningfulName WASPs]]' cheerleaders denying that they stole the all black Wildcats' routine, before breaking out into it ''word-for-word''. Which includes them 'calling' themselves the Wildcats, saying that they (again, an all white cheer squad) are black and 'definitely ain't white'.

** Janey completely ignores this, saying he obviously stole his speech from [[Film/TheKarateKid1984]], and they kiss anyway.

-->'''Janey:'''...I knew it! That was a line from ''Film/ShesAllThat''! [[TooMuchInformation I masturbate to that movie!]]
-->'''Molly:''' Oh God, I can't believe you fell for that! That’s from ''Pretty in Pink''!\\
-->'''Janey:''' Are you sure?\\
-->'''Molly''' ''(with an incredulous look)'': Trust me.

'''Molly:''' Oh God, I can't believe you fell for that! That’s from ''Pretty in Pink''!\\
'''Janey:''' Are you sure?\\
'''Molly''' ''(with an incredulous look)'': Trust me.

* Jake goes into Janey's basement to comfort her after she runs out of the party crying gives us this exchange.
--> '''Janey:''' How did you get in here? I deadbolted the door.
--> '''Jake:''' There's a hole in the side of your house.
* Creator/MollyRingwald's cameo near the end, where she stops the movie dead in its tracks just so she can call out Jake for ripping off his LoveConfession speech from other movies.
-->'''Molly:''' Please tell me you didn't just quote Freddie Prinze Jr.
-->'''Janey:'''...I knew it! That was a line from ''Film/ShesAllThat''! [[TooMuchInformation I masturbate to that movie!]]
-->'''Jake:''' Uh, do you mind?
-->'''Molly:''' No, not at all! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I think masturbation's very healthy.]]\\
'''Molly:''' That’s from ''Pretty in Pink''!\\
'''Janey:''' Are you sure?\\
'''Molly''' ''(with an incredulous look)'': Trust me.

* Jake's BrutalHonesty when he [[spoiler: decides not to get together with Janey at the end of the movie, reasoning that they wouldn't see each other often, he'd get drunk and have a one night stand, then she'd get angry after finding another girl's underwear in his room.]]

** This is then followed by a lunchroom scene where the same girl receives a heap of nasty sludge on her plate, explaining how the aforementioned scene could have occurred.

-->'''Janey:'''...I knew it! That was a line from Film/ShesAllThat! [[TooMuchInformation I masturbate to that movie!]]

'''Molly:''' That’s from Pretty in Pink!\\

'''Molly''' (with an incredulous "are you really questioning me on this" look on her face): Trust me!
* During the football game at the end, there's a "REGGIE RAY CONCUSSIONS LEFT" counter.
* ''"Here at John Hughes, there are no cliques. There are no social groups. You're accepted for who you are, not for who you hang out with. Okay, we're gonna divide the tour into several smaller groups so you can get to know your peers a little more. [[HypocriticalHumor Let's get all you big jocky guys over here in one group. Aaaaand get you slutty girls over here by me. Hey, how you doin'? Welcome! And uh, you losers should hang out in the back. Hey. HEY, that clearly includes you. Come on. Get back there. Take a good look at the kid standing beside you. They're your only friends for the next four years!]]"''

'''Molly''' (with an incredulous ”Are you really questioning me on this” look on her face): Trust me!

'''Molly (with and incredulous, are you really questioning me on this look on her face):''' Trust me!

-->'''Molly:''' No, not at all! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I think masturbation's very healthy.]]
Molly: That’s from Pretty in Pink!
Janey: Are you sure?
Molly(with and incredulous, are you really questioning me on this look on her face): Trust me!