Funny: Nomes Trilogy

  • The Thing trying to adjust its language to deal with the less technically-advanced nomes.
    Thing: Vitally important I communicate information of utmost significance to community leaders, concerning imminent destruction of this artifact.
    Masklin: I'm sorry, could you try that again?
    Thing: You do not comprehend?
    Masklin: I don't know what "comprehend" means.
    Thing: Evidently language has changed in ways I do not understand. I will endeavor to clarify my statement.
    Masklin: Jolly good.
    Thing: Big-fella Store him go Bang along plenty soon enough chop-chop?
  • 'Do you even remember that you are shipwrecked?'
    'I'm Masklin,' said Masklin, 'I don't know who Shipwrecked is.'
  • This conversation, from the TV series.
    Vinto Pimmie: ...So this girl fell down this hole, and there was a white rabbit! Oh, a rabbit, er, a big, white, furry thing...
    Grimma: Yes, we know rabbits. There were lots of them where we lived.
    Vinto: Really?! With watches?
    Grimma: Well, we didn't ask them the time...we ATE them!