Funny / Nobodys Fool

  • Judge Flatt questioning Officer Raymer about Raymer firing his gun at Sully:
    Judge Flatt: Now is it true that you discharged your weapon, Officer?
    Raymer: Your honor, it was a warning shot.
    Judge Flatt: Um hmm, you know who you warned? A little old lady sitting on her commode 2 blocks away.
    Ollie: Your honor, Officer Raymer is currently under suspension.
    Judge Flatt: Anesthesia is what he should be under.
    • Not to mention:
    Judge Flatt: Ollie, you know my feelings about arming morons; you arm one, you've got to arm them all, otherwise it wouldn't be good sport.
  • The night before Sully goes into jail, he has the following conversation with Birdy, the female bartender:
    Sully: A condemned man has a right to a last request doesn't he? I got my truck out back whaddya say we get in the back get naked and see where it goes from there?
    Birdy: (Beat) Okay.
    Sully: Haven't you got any pride?