Funny / No Strings Attached

  • "It'll be like Sideways, except you're Paul Giamatti and I'm the guy who gets laid!" "You mean I can't get laid?".
  • "Did you just give a girl a balloon because she slept with you?"
  • -eating a cupcake- "There's a crimescene going on in my paaants!"
  • "You look like a pumpkin, bitch!
  • "Fuck you, Chuck! You're very talented, but fuck you!"