Funny / Nintendo Wars

Advance Wars
  • Kanbei's Error introduces two rather classic lines in the AW community:
    Andy: What's an airport, again?
    Kanbei: Oho! What's this? A base for Kanbei's troops! Kanbei will make a mountain of troops! Ahaha!

Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising
  • In Black Hole Rising, Sami becomes a Damsel in Distress in the mission "To the Rescue" by becoming surrounded and trapped by the titular villain faction. Rather than put up with it quietly, her response to their demand to surrender is implied to be so severe that the grunt reporting to Eagle has to resort to writing it down instead of verbally repeating it. Eagle laughs at whatever the message says and simply calls her 'outspoken'.
    Sami: Right, here's my reply, and I want you to take this down word-for-word...
  • Andy calling Sturm a jerk when he uses the self-destruct button to blow up everyone.
    • After Hawke saves everyone, Andy wants a party with cake and ice-cream.

Advance Wars: Days of Ruin/Dark Conflict
  • Almost anything that comes out of Lin's mouth. She'd need her own folder if everything was listed.
  • A variety of the War Room (the hint system, not to be confused with the side battles in the Wars World games) scenes in Days of Ruin counts as this. They include Tabitha forcing Will to become her servant, Mr. Bear telling Penny to help Will, and Greyfield fleeing at the sight of Lin. Also, everyone, including Cyrus, telling Will to listen to the foe's advice on the Great Owl level.
    • Mission 4 has the Beast providing tactical advice. Much to Will's confusion.
  • Speaking of The Beast, his Large Ham way of speaking makes for hilarious moments, especially in the aforementioned War Room segment. Hint: Imagine him as Hulk Hogan.
  • The mission "Crash Landing" is a mostly serious (and often frustrating) affair, except for the generic enemy soldier's reactions to your tanks and rockets, and her attempts to get people to pay attention to the fact that the Great Owl is dropping. Eventually, she decides to get a parachute. Turns out, it's actually a sleeping bag. "...Ah, crap" is right.