Funny / New World of Darkness

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  • The first edition corebook gives us this gem when describing the setting:
    "Superficially, most people in this fictional world live the same lives we do. They eat the same food, wear the same clothes, and waste time watching the same stupid TV shows."
  • Two hunters are discussing a new mission they have been given. One complains that it seems like a wild goose chase, to which the other replies "Yeah, well, you know what else they said was a wild goose chase? Finding Bigfoot. But where is he now? In federal prison because he never paid his taxes."
    "There's a tree in my basement."
    "So?"
    "It gives me magic powers."
    "Yer nuts. Gimme another beer."
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