Funny: Ned Stark Lives
- Every other line of dialogue from Tyrion or Bronn. Between the former's Deadpan Snarker and the latter's Brutal Honesty, the comedy gold is priceless.
- Tommen's decision to name his donkey Joffrey. Tyrion and Bronn both note its a fitting name.
- In a Black Comedy sort of humor, Arya mocking Melisandre for not seeing Stannis (actually Jaqen H'ghar) killing her in her flames.