- Anything Mr. Towes does. Seriously.
- Anything he says really. He's so full of ham he'll just start putting on a voice impersonation mid-sentence.
- A fairly funny moment with the two female leads and dickish school reporter Jason:
Birch: So you tell us who passed those photos on to you, or we'll have to do a little publishing of our own.Sandra: [passes Jason a polaroid picture] Remember my first Halloween party? My mom thought your "Little Mermaid" outfit was so cute, she had to get a picture.Jason: I-I was only three years old!Sandra: We were nine.
- Another rare genuinely funny moment comes in The Pom-Pom Girl, where Sandra screeches like some kind of thing at 3:41.