- Nick's explanation of what happened to his holiday money:
Nick: I bought a hat.Ben: What?Nick: A big hat.Susan: Well, where is it?Nick: It blew off.
- Susan and Ben often get into arguments, and Susan often withholds sex as a punishment. Ben tries this once, but doesn't have the will power to pull it off.
Ben: Well, that's it! Were not having any sex tonight!Susan: Alright, fine.Ben: Nope, not gonna happen!Susan: Of course.Ben: Right!BeatBen: Do you want to have sex?Susan: No, I'm being punished.Ben: Oh come on!
- The entire therapy session in "Shrink Rap". All of it.
Susan: Do you want to talk about it?
Therapist: Well, actually...(snaps fingers) You're good.
Ben: And then we know what happened next, the caterpillar turned into a moth.
Susan: Ben's gone off the deep end.
- Nick's exorcism, complete with music.
- Nick somehow tunes every key on the family piano to middle C.