Chuck's a good wingman, especially when it comes to color commentary.
Chuck: This is a ridiculous amount of lasers!
"That means he wants me to beat you up!" "Yeah...I know."
Texas's master plan to infiltrate Kane Co in episode 2.
Texas: You both got it wrong, but thatís why Texas is here. Okay! What is Kaneís greatest weakness? His stomach, right. Yeah, I know! Dude, we totally sneak in like weíre delivering pizzas. And then we open the boxes to reveal our cars that have been shrunk down because Texas invented a shrink ray! And then I... punch Kane! I punch Kane in the stomach! Yeah, Texas!
Dutch: Jacob! I have never been so happy to see your old, wrinkly face!
Jacob: Uh... thanks?
The moment when the Burners minus Mike are moping over their failed takedown of the weather machine and all of a sudden Texas gets up to swing and SMASH◊ the table they were sitting at. And as a bonus, if you look closely, Dutch and Chuck jump in surprise while Julie just looks kind of peeved, as if Texas does this all the time.
The opening of "Texas-ify it."
Kane: I have a gun that shoots a snake!
Texas gets a lot of good lines in this episode, the possible crowner being when describing his team:
Texas: I mean, you can't just tie these tankers up with rope, ya gotta weld it. Dutch can do that, and Julie's good with infiltrating, Mike can take credit for everything, and Chuck?...
The team could do with a lesson in effective communications:
Mike: How much of that [weed killer] do you have?
Jacob: How much do you need?
Mike: How much do you have?
Jacob: Well, how much do you need?
Mike: How much do you have?
Jacob: GAH! Will you just tell me how much you need?
After hearing Chuck yelling because his sample just tried to eat him...
Kaia: Is everyone okay? I thought I heard a lady screaming.
Afterwards, as Mike's giving a super-serious little speech to Kaia about how they're not going to help her, Chuck interrupts.
Chuck: And I do not scream like a lady!
The Duke of Detroit is a mash-up of hilarity, awesomeness and horror: He's completely over-the-top style-wise, hyena-laughing mad and incredibly influential among the gangs of Motorcity.
Texas and Dutch have to share a bed◊, and wind up spooning. Dutch is not pleased. Texas sleeps like a baby.
In the middle of a brawl with a hockey gang; Mike is fighting the gang's leader with his staff without it being in chainsaw mode. He swings at the leader who immediately blocks him with his pads. The "Oh, nooooooo..." Mike letting out immediately after is hilarious.
"Awww, we just had baby KaneBots! ...now let me smash 'em."
The "Chuck vs. the muffins" subplot.
Chuck: They're completely disgusting, but I can't stop eating them. It is weird.
Mike trying teach Chuck to drive.
Mike: Is the screaming really necessary?
Chuck: It's my process!
The aftermath of a disastrous lesson: Chuck has managed to wedge his car between two walls so it's stuck in the air.
Julie: What... happened to the car?
Chuck Oh, you know, it just—it's resting.
This conversation in "Fearless":
After being shot out of a cannon up 15 stories and throwing Chuck out of a car and grabbing his leg:
Mike: Chuck, Chuck. Dude, you're safe.
Chuck: "Safe"? That is not what I call pulling someone out of a moving vehicle twenty stories up! You say I'm sorry.
Mike: I'm so—
Chuck: Not accepted.
Texas not remembering Julie's name...
Taken one step further in "Fearless":
Texas: What do you mean that's not Julie, she's a girl. What, now we got two of them?
Dutch: It's Claire; totally different person.
Tooley in "Going Dutch". Even the zombified residents of Motorcity seem stunned he's that stupid.
"Going Dutch" again:
Mike pulls off a huge metal chunk in Mutt's windshield, revealing a hole.
Mike: Hey Chuck, remind me not to use Mutt as a battering ram.
Chuck pops his head out of the hole.
Chuck: I did, but you didn't listen.
This became even more amusing when someone made a looping gif◊ out of it.
Texas and his "Battleaxe".
Texas: This isn't nerdy. This is a +25 battleaxe. 25! Think about that.
And later he straps it into his car with a seatbelt!
This guy: "Saw your comrades five hours ago, approaching the Dungeon of Anguisssshhhh."
From "The Duke of Detroit Presents": Cyborg Dan.
A stir crazy Mike whipping out a small army's worth of laser cannons and missiles... at Jacob.
All of Texas' one-liners.
All of the live interviews, but special mention must go to "Local Granny" Sue Ellen.
The Duke of Detroitís "face to face" conversation with the Burners. Seriously, the guy drew doodles of himself having that conversation before hand.
Tooley making a few unlucky safety suit wearers dance in "Off the Rack".