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Funny: Monsters, Inc.
  • The scene in the sushi restaurant, and the TV interview with the "witnesses".
    Horrified Monster: Well, the kid flew right over me and blasted a car with its laser vision.
    • There's also a witness, who is a large slug with a southern accent.
    Slug Monster: I tried to run from it, but it picked me up with its mind power and shook me like a doll.
    Many-eyed Monster: It's true! I saw the whole thing!
  • "It is my professional opinion that now is the time to PANIC!"
  • "Oh, hey. We're rehearsing a - a scene for the upcoming company play called uh, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me. It's a musical." (For added hilarity, during the credits a musical with that name is enacted...)
    Mike: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me, so help me, and cut!
    • In the bloopers:
    Mike: Put that thing back where it came from or I'll poke myself in the eye!
  • Later, after Boo is missing:
    Mike: What are you worried about?? She's out of our hair!!
    (the two of them smash into Randall)
    Randall: What are you two doing?!
    Random Employee: They're rehearsing a play!
    Mike: (singing) SHE'S OUT OF OUR HAIR!!
  • For an added bonus, there was even a pamphlet about the musical in the DVD extras. Mike got credit for everything and the musical has gotten some bad reviews (except from Mike's ma, of course), which kinda contrasts the audience's opinion of the show in the end credits.
  • " I'm watching you, Wazowski, ALWAYS WATCHING. ALWAYS."
    Mike: Ooh, she's nuts!
  • Mike: Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city, and release it into the wild!
    Sulley: ...Spoons.
    Mike Thats it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed.
  • Randall: Say hello to the Scream Extractor.
    Mike: Hello.
  • When Mike decides to come back from exile tries to have a heart-to-heart with Sulley, ignoring the fact he's being choked to death by an invisible Randall. Annoyed, he throws a snowcone at him but hits Randall, who Sulley quickly backhands.
    Mike: Hey look, it's Randall- ohhhhhh...'
  • When Mike is trapped in the scream extractor, and tries to bribe Fungus to release him by offering... a ride in his car.
    • This line:
    Randall: Where is she, you little one-eyed creh-tin?
    Mike: Okay, first of all it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
    • "I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall says I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot."
  • Sulley watching what he mistakenly thinks is Boo getting mashed in the trash compactor.
    • Made even better if you're a die-hard Looney Tunes fan, as the entire scene is basically one long Shout-Out to Chuck Jones.
    • And the icing on the cake is when Sulley stops the compactor after everything is over - why didn't he think of that from the very beginning?
  • The gaggle of monster-children and "Mike Wazowski!" Chomp!
  • Mike: That thing is a KILLING MACHINE!
    Boo: [Dancing around in a circle happily] La la la la. *giggle*
  • Mike: That face of hers, it just makes me go- YIKE!!!
    Roz: Hello, Wazowski. Fun-filled evening planned for tonight?
    Mike: Well, as a matter of fact-
    Roz: And I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly, for once? [Mike gulps] Your stunned silence is very reassuring.
  • Monster: The kid almost almost touched me! She got this close to me!
    Assistant: She wasn't scared of you? She was only six!
    Monster: (grabbing assistant) I could've been dead! I COULD'VE DIIIIIIED!
    • Bonus points for the rock music coming out of the closet before he slams the door. Must've been one hell of a kid...
  • Mike going all smug as he reveals Waternoose's plot... The expression on his face is the best part.
    Mike: Let's watch my favorite part again... shall we?
  • "23-19! We have a 23-19!"
    • "Oh dear..." (gets tackled)
      • On the second time, a squad of CDA agents happen to be in the locker room in the bathroom stalls.
    • For bonus points, George catches on the third time and stuffs the sock into his partner's mouth before tossing him through the door and closing it.
  • The Abominable Snow Man and his snow cones.
    • Later on, when Sulley and Mike have a moment he says this to excuse himself
    • The really funny part, however, is that it wasn't just an excuse - he really DID go make new ones.
    "Take my cousin, Bigfoot, for example. Fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy. Wore it on his head like a tiara. Called himself 'King Itchy'!"
  • Mike's stand-up routine that fails to amuse a child.
    Mike: Dodgeball was the best - I was the fastest one out there! Of course, I was the ball... but I... was the ball.
    • The kid's expression that practically screams Flat "What." is probably the funniest part.
  • The scene in the locker room where Sulley just walks away, not even realizing that Boo is hanging onto his back until he goes around a corner and then runs away screaming. And just to make it even more funny, part of the Psycho theme is playing.
    • Sulley placing Boo in her room, he closes the door, turns around...and Boo's right in front of him! Becomes even funnier when he glances at her door in confusion and then at her.
  • Sulley: (using sign language) (mimics snoring)
  • Sulley: "Slumber Party"
    • A little context: Randall has just made Top Scarer of the day, only to be interrupted by a sudden scream from another door. Cut to Mike filling up several canisters, rapid-fire, from the aforementioned slumber party.
  • Randall's fate. ("'nother gator? Gimme that shovel!" *whack* *bong* *noises of pain from Randall*)
  • Sulley's Oh, Crap moment when Boo is let loose in the restaurant.
    Mike: Celia, please try to understand!! I have to...(Boo escapes from the bag) DO SOMETHING!!!
  • Like some other Pixar movies, the Hilarious Outtakes. See them here.
    • Especially notable is Roz's continued appearance. Like when the bathroom stall is opened,
    • The monsters falling over in slow-mo.
      • A Funny Background Event shows Randall pointing and laughing at Sulley tripping until Randall trips himself.
    • "Go ahead. Go throw up."
    • Sulley trying to turn a corner...only to skid off screen.
    • Also the previously mentioned show from earlier on in the movie.
  • During the international/interdimensional door chase, Mike and Sulley end up in a tropical paradise.
    Mike: Why couldn't we get banished here!?
  • Mike trying to apologize about not wanting to help rescue Boo, while an invisible Randall is beating Sulley up.
  • Sulley: (while trying to make Boo stop crying) 'Oh, he's a happy bear, and he's not crying, and neither should you, or we'll be in trouble, 'cause they're gonna find us. So please stop crying.
  • "It's 'Bring An Obscure Relative To Work' Day!"
    • And Waternoose bought it.
      Waternoose: Hm. Must've missed the memo.
  • The scene immediately after the restaurant chaos when Sulley and Mike are trying to deal with Boo in their apartment. For Sulley and Mike, it's like they've got a wild, lethal snake in the place. For Boo, it's basically the best game of peek-a-boo ever.
  • Sulley and Mike banter with each other throughout the credits song "If I Didn't Have You", and it's all very funny, but this bit takes the cake:
    Sulley: Yes, I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
    Mike: I know what you mean, Sulley! Because-
    Sulley: I wouldn't know where to go
    Mike: Me too! Because I-
    Sulley: Wouldn't know what to do
    Mike: Why do you keep singing my part?
    • Also, when it sounds like they're dancing.
    Mike: Don't you dare dip me! Don't you dare dip me! Ow, I should have stretched.
    • This part towards the end of the song:
    Mike: ONE MORE TIME! (music continues) IT WORKED!
  • Sulley thinks Boo has been thrown into the garbage compactor and crushed into a cube and meets up with Mike;
    Mike: Sulley! I think I got a way out of this mess, where's the kid? (Sulley, barely holding it together, holds up the cube) Sulley...that's a block of garbage. (Sees eye from Boo's costume) Uh, oh...
    Sulley: (On the verge of a breakdown) I-I can still hear her little voice...
    Boo, Off-screen: Mike Wazowski!
    Mike: Hey, I can hear her, too. (Listens to cube)
    Other Monster kids, off-screen: Mike Wazowski!
    Mike: How many kids you got in there?
  • Mike going over different plans for getting rid of Boo.
    "Hot-air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek!"
  • When Mike reveals that he and the CDA were watching Waternoose's every move, he loops his "favorite part" of the security camera footage. It's Waternoose saying "I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!—I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!—I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!" For some reason, the repetition of that line is hilarious.
    • And a bit afterward...
    Mike: Man, you should have seen the look on Waternoose's face. I hope we get a copy of that tape.
  • At the sushi restaurant when Mike tries to woo Celia right before Sulley shows up.
    Mike: Why, just last week I was asked who I thought was the most beautiful monster in all of Monstroppolis and you know what I said?
    Celia: What did you say?
    Mike: I said, (sees Sulley out the window) Sulley?
    Celia: Sulley?!
  • Sulley matter-of-factly picking up Mike's bag because his friend is too busy singing to Celia to carry it himself.
    • Also Sulley making gagging noises when Mike and Celia greet each other with their pet names.
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