Funny / ModNation Racers

  • Pretty much everything by Biff and Gary.
    Gary: Ooh! I hope he doesn't need that foot for the gas pedal.
    • Tag attempts to get in the starting line, but one of the racers keeps shielding to bump him away.
    Gary: Ooooh, denied!
    Biff:That's something you're used to, Gary.
    (Tag uses a Bolt to taze the racer so he can position himself.)
    Gary: And That, Biff, Is something YOU'RE used to.
  • Crew Chief can also qualify.
    Chief: Yeah! Off-roading! *beat* Get. Back. On. Track.