Funny / Mike & Molly

  • The scene where Mike and Carl bond with Vince in the back of a limo.
  • "Why is it that at least three times per week someone thinks we're gay?"
  • The proposal. It's also very, very sweet, but it's hilarious since it happens in front of Molly's class of eight-year-olds.
    Mike: I love you, Molly.
    Class: (giggles)
    Molly: QUIET. I love you, too, now get out.
    Mike: I'm not done. I want you to know that I'm really happy with what we've got.
    Molly: Absolutely. There's no reason to rush into anything until we're both sure we're ready.
    Mike: (pulls out ring) It would appear I'm ready.
    Class: (giggles)
    Molly: SHUT UP! (turns to Mike) Really?
    Mike: Molly Flynn, will you marry me?
    Molly: You sure this is really... what you want?
    Mike: I'd get down on one knee, but I'm not sure I could get back up.
    Molly: Seriously, I don't want you to feel pressured into anything.
    Mike: I'm not. In fact, I haven't felt this sure about anything in a long time.
    (they kiss)
    Mike: Is that a yes?
    Molly: Yes.
    Class: (giggles)
    Carl: People, please, pipe down! We have a precious moment.
  • From the wedding episode, Molly has been forced to ride to her wedding in a car that runs on (and smells like) French fry oil. When she gets there, Mike tells her:
    Mike: You smell amazing.
  • Season 5's "Mother From Another Mudlick" when Mike teaches Peggy how to hug.