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From Jaws The Revenge:
- After running out of tea in the preceding Jaws 3 D review, Mike J tries to drag himself through Jaws 4. Fortunately, Film Brain appears midway through and gives him a bag of tea to rejuvenate him. There is then a montage of Mike J preparing his tea, to the triumphant music from Spider-Man and when he's ready to continue the review...the music is still loudly playing over him.
- The stinger:
Film Brain: What am I still doing here?
Mike J's A Brief History of Britain: Food
In 1763 a man (...) became bored of the local past-time of killing cats and decided that instead he would put some of the flesh in his mouth to take away the taste of his latest prostitute. As he swallowed the meat he realised that the intense stomach pain he'd experienced since birth was beginning to soften. As he ate more of the meat he became to feel stronger and nourished. From that moment on food was born. As the craze caught on cat farms begun to spread across the country and quickly life expectancy rose from 12 years old to 31.
- And that's just the beginning. It constantly tops itself.
The montage of him and "Film Brain" during the Son of the Mask review. Not only does it make more sense than the film he's reviewing, it's also pretty disturbing and funny.
- "And the film ends with a wankin... uh,uh a winking baby."
His review of American Pie 3, done entirely in rhyme. Also a moment of awesome.
In the Wicker Man review, Mike J's reaction to Nicholas Cage punching a woman while wearing a bear suit. Also, the teabag hat.
The crossover review with Guru Larry, including the end when MikeJ gave him a mug (of COFFEE!)
When one of the Ewoks dies in his review of Caravan Of Courage, we cut back to him grinning for a good ten seconds.
- To a ill child: "Oh, just DIE already!"
  Girl: "Please, stop, I'm tired!"
  Mike: "Oh for God's sake, stop before she starts COUGHING again!"
And then there's the sequel, "Ewoks: The Battle for Endor", that has many funny gags... like Mike's face when he thinks he heard "Jar-Jar".
Movie Villain: "I want the power!"
Mike: *cheerfully* "Of course you do, dear!"
- And his hate for the ill girl returns.
  The girl and the Ewok have crashed.
  Mike: "There's still hope yet!"
  They're both unarmed.
  Mike: "Bollocks."
- "Hmm! Flower pie!"
Lake Placid 2 involves him checking his Twitter every once in a while to see viewers responses to the video. Most of which are spambots.
Mike: Hmm, lemonparty.org. Seems innocent enough!
- "My God. I gain more followers every time I say the word 'tits'! I have the most followers in the world!"
From the Matrix Revolutions review with Film Brain.
Mike J: I suppose I should be happy. At least you're wearing clothes.
Film Brain: Well! Certain changes can be made...*begins stripping*
- And afterwards.
Film Brain: I'm sure I've got something else that will haunt you for the rest of your life...
Mike J: Is it a man holding a gun shaped like a dildo to the head of a baby dolphin?
Film Brain: beat...no. It's Matrix Revolutions.
Mike J: That's Worse!
- Masako X as the designer. Pretty much everything about it.
- "MAKE ME CLEAN! MAKE ME CLEAN!"
Waiting for Arkham City.
The infinite ammo pistol from "Komodo vs. Cobra".
The use of troll faces during the review of The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, the most prominent being the "forever alone" face.
His reaction to seeing a young Mila Kunis in Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves:
Mike J: It is Mila Kunis! Looking as gorgeous and beautiful and [subtitle: She's 14] seeeeeeeeeee... a bear!
Garfield 2:
- "...Shitloads."
From Jurassic Park III, subtitling the raptors.
His thoughts on the Poo Trap: that it looks like Bane's mask strapped to a dog's rear.
Mike J: (in Bane's voice) I will collect your poo.
When he gives a slight chuckle or two at some of the jokes from "Fred 2", he looks in horror as dramatic music plays in the background.
While reviewing Fred 3: Camp Fred Mike casually comments that it's improved over the second movie, which improved over the first. He then says after six hundred more sequels maybe they'll manage a genuinely good movie. He then has an Oh Crap moment when he realized he just sort of asked for six hundred more Fred movies.
- The entire trailer for Nerdquest that's included in the review is both this (mostly due to Film Brain's antics) and dramatic.
Any time in Infomercialism where he actually has the object advertised and starts demonstrating using it on camera. The awkward looks as the product inevitably fails is priceless.
From Baby Geniuses 3
- His exaggerated British accent when someone does a terribly stereotypical accent.
- His reaction to the Crown Jewels being stolen:
British baby: The Crown Jewels have been stolen!
Mr. Bobbins: The Crown Jewels, people!
Mike J: Do you not understand?! [grabs the camera] IT'S THE CROWN JEWELS!!!
From the Infomercialism episode on the "Grater Plater", we get to the part of the infomercial where Billy Mays says there's "no wrong way" to use the product. Cut to Mike J with the Grater Plater perched on his head, smiling smugly.