Funny: Midnight Run

  • Charles Grodin's performance throughout is awesome (it helped to get him out of a mid-career slump — he'd been doing things like The Great Muppet Caper) but a Crowning Moment is the kindly, slightly pedantic way that he corrects Jack's ex-wife's son when they meet:
    Kid: You don't look much like a criminal.
    Mardukas: I'm a white-collar criminal.
  • Agent Moseley's increasing levels of pissed-offness every time he finds out that Jack has once more passed himself off as Agent Moseley.
    Train conductor: [referring to Jack] His real name was Moseley.
    Moseley: [Suddenly snapping] I'M MOSELEY!
  • "Eddie, I swear to God, don't fuckin' start with me right now, or I swear to God I'll shoot him in the head and dump him in a fuckin' swamp!" [Mardukas looks anxious; Walsh reassuringly shakes his head]