Funny / Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers

  • Mickey, Donald, and Goofy's first day on the job as Musketeers.
    Mickey: This is it guys, when these doors open, we got to make a very first impression. (Donald stands, Goofy licks hair, then stands) Okay guys, we're on duty, and this place will be crawling with bad guys.
    Donald: Bad guys?
    Mickey: (seriously) So, stay alert!
    Donald: (to Goofy) You heard him! Stay alert!
    Goofy: Aye-aye sir! (looks around, sees a suit of armor with an ax) Bad guy! No! Whoa!
    Mickey: Goofy!
    Goofy: (Goofy attacks himself) Gawrsh! He pulled an ax on me. (shows an ax)
  • The first thing Mickey, Donald, and Goofy do when they see Daisy holding a butter knife? They jump her assuming that she's trying to attack the princess... with a butter knife.
  • "I can't hear nothin' but step-clop, step-clop."
    • When one of the Beagle Brothers tells the other Beagle Brother to "have a gander at Monstro's better side" (they're both peering through a keyhole at Shorty and Peg-Leg Pete), that Beagle Brother takes a turn peering through the keyhole only to find Pete peering right back at them, before Pete reaches through the keyhole and pulls them into the room.
  • The entire fight scene in the opera house set to Gilbert and Sullivan.
  • You Must Be This Tall To Survive This Dungeon
  • Minnie hilariously spoofing the classic Disney Princesses with her over-the-top prancing around dreaming of her true love.
    Minnie: He loves me... Heehee! He loves me more!
    Minnie: A FORBIDDEN LOVE?!?!?! ...How romantic!
  • The Troubadour makes a comment regarding Pete...
    Troubadour: Oh no...when the bad guy is that happy, it always, always means...
    (He manages to pull a tuba out of his shell)
    Troubadour: Bad guy song!!!!