* Crockett throwing beer from a glass to a dancing informant's shoes after the informant had declared that his feet are on fire
* Zito, after Rodriguez asks him and Switek to take part in a burglary sting operation that required two seedy looking guys
--> '''Zito:''' Sure lieutenant. *To Switek* So who are the seedy looking guys?
* Tubbs and Crockett concocting a plan to force New York drug dealers to accept the package from them
--> '''Crockett:''' If the dealers fail to deliver...
--> '''Tubbs:''' Then the Revillas' clients start to shiver
--> '''Crockett:''' You're a real poet, Rico
--> '''Tubbs:''' And my momma knows it
* Crockett's pet alligator Elvis' antics early in the first season.
** Of special note comes when Crockett has Elvis scare the crap out of Tubbs in the first episode, with a clearly terrified Tubbs yelling "Crockett! Crockett!" When a smirking Crockett leaves Tubbs alone with the alligator.
** In another episode, Elvis ate Crockett's record collection. Crockett yells at Elvis, threatening to throw his favorite blanket in to the ocean.
* Crockett and Tubbs are trying to buy Stinger rocket launchers from a seedy arms dealer (Jeff Fahey!). When Crockett complains that the rockets are too old, Fahey grabs one, aims for Crockett's [[CoolCar Ferrari]], and BOOM.
--> '''Tubbs:''' Sold!
--> '''Crockett:''' (gapes in shock)
** [[spoiler:Relax, they blew up a mocked-up Corvette instead.]]
* One episode had Crockett trying to buy cigarettes out of several vending machines, all of which ate his money.