Funny / Meet the Parents

  • When put on the spot to say grace, Greg simply quotes the song "Day by Day" by Godspell. You can actually hear the song playing earlier in the drugstore.
  • "Mr. Winky is still on Chicago time, and we both know there's only one way to make Mr. Winky go away...*Jack knocks on the door*...and there it is".
  • "The Reason You Suck" Speech that Greg gives the flight attendant.
  • Many consider it in the second film, when Little Jack says "Ass....hoooole" with that expressive mouth.
  • "Check it out! He's got a rubber boobie!"
  • The entire dinner conversation between the Byrnses and the Fockers.
  • Jack saying, "I'm not so sure Roz is a yoga instructor" while he holds up a book written by her titled "Is Your Vagina Happy?"
  • Greg making an ass of himself while high on truth serum.
  • Greg mocking Jack on hidden camera at the end of the first two movies and his YouTube roast of Jack in the third (complete with a dance remix).
  • "You can milk anything with nipples." "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
  • Jack encourages Greg to test out the new safety glass on his RV by hurling a brick at it. Greg does as he's told. It bounces right off the window, and smashes the windshield on Greg's car.
    • The best part of the gag is Greg refusing to buy insurance for the car (its a rental) on the basis that he wouldn't need it, and Jack's response to the windshield breaking is "Ah, well, your rental insurance will cover it."
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