Funny / Meet Joe Black

  • When Joe meets the little sick woman in the hospital. It seems to be Nightmare Fuel for her at first but then it gets better.
  • Joe. Peanut Butter. That is all.
  • A line only Anthony Hopkins could pull off with class:
    Parrish: Don't blow smoke up my ass. You'll ruin my autopsy.
  • Joe's intense offense when he hears the phrase "as certain as death and taxes" for the first time.
    Joe: What an odd pairing.