Sakura and the remnants of the Rookie 12 go drinking on Sakura's 17th birthday after she finally finds out it wasn't Sasuke but a disguised Naruto who complimented her back on Team 7's first day. Hilarity Ensues.
Shikamaru: Tell me... what am I doing here again?
Chouji: You're reaping what you sowed. You're the one who had to tell her the truth.
Shikamaru: Bah. Someone had to do it; I was starting to feel sorry for Naruto...
Kiba: You're having sex with Temari, aren't you?"
Shikamaru: Wh-what? What the hell Kiba! What gave you that idea?
Ino: It's true.
Shikamaru: How do you know?
Kiba: Ah-hah! So you admit it, criminal!
Shikamaru: That's none of your business.
Ish okay guys. He can baby handles, remember? Sho...so...its okaaaay. Fuck, I need sex.
Sakura: And then he leaves in the middle of nowhere! No "bye Sakura" or "Oh I'm leaving for, like, ever, Sakura", just a stupid, stupid note! After not talking to me for two weeks! Who does that? At least Sasuke-kun had the decency to bench me out and put me on a knock. That's a better goodbye than just putting a blanket on me! Gah! I'm going to kill him!
Kiba: Yes! Pitchforks and torches!
Ino: Group effort!