- There are a few funny ones, such as "I forgot to stop peeing."
- It's called to a few pages later, "Why are you here? You're just the friend who peed herself." "I hate you, Denny."
- "Hey, why were you about to eat that turtle?" "I was playing the hand I was dealt."
- When Stasia demands her father be nice and pay Parker a compliment:
"I think it's great that you're not wearing my daughter's dead skin as your own personal Stasia costume."
- Guy delirious from a severe illness is Crazy Awesome personified. And that's even before he becomes a violent gorilla waiter.
- "I will pay you $10,000 to legally change your name to Bing. I always wanted to know a Bing."