Funny / Marilyn Manson

  • Manson Adam Westing on Clone High, and singing a jaunty little ragtime number about the food pyramid. He clearly had too much fun doing this.
  • Addressing popular rumors about him in his autobiography:
    Manson: If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own dick on The Wonder Years instead of chasing Winnie Cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's dicks on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own dick? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning.
  • How he ended an interview on British program Popworld:
    Interviewer: We've got a new video now... do you want to see a new video?
    Manson: Is it mine?
    Interviewer: No.
    Manson: No.
  • Manson freaking out David Letterman is always good for a laugh.
    Manson: I've got two kids now. They're not alive. Um, one's in a jar. Someone gave it to me for Christmas.
    Letterman (befuddled): ...what are you talking about?!
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